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Okay we don't have to write him like he's literally Sauron, he's a little whiny nerdy creepy little Nazi bitch not the commander of darkness itself.
June 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Okay we don't have to write him like he's literally Sauron, he's a little whiny nerdy creepy little Nazi bitch not the commander of darkness itself.
When big daddy prys your lips off the money pipe for back talking.
June 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When big daddy prys your lips off the money pipe for back talking.
Everything makes atheists better Christians than southern Baptists. I'm 10 times as Christlike as any "Christian" I've ever met, and I'm not even tooting my own horn, they're just that shitty. Not one of them has ever done good for goodness's sake.
June 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Everything makes atheists better Christians than southern Baptists. I'm 10 times as Christlike as any "Christian" I've ever met, and I'm not even tooting my own horn, they're just that shitty. Not one of them has ever done good for goodness's sake.
Heck Elon might have to gather the whole flock of kids he's scattered all over the country to have enough protection to go in public now.
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Heck Elon might have to gather the whole flock of kids he's scattered all over the country to have enough protection to go in public now.
Suddenly-Christian Joe is starting to sound reeeeeeal worried about this new development 🫵😂
June 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Suddenly-Christian Joe is starting to sound reeeeeeal worried about this new development 🫵😂
Oh you mean like every content creator ever on Governmentsurveillance.gov advertising this and that VPN and LifeLock and Simplisafe? That kind of off?
June 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh you mean like every content creator ever on Governmentsurveillance.gov advertising this and that VPN and LifeLock and Simplisafe? That kind of off?
The part I don't understand is what the point of giving tax breaks to people who have never paid their taxes is...
May 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The part I don't understand is what the point of giving tax breaks to people who have never paid their taxes is...
This is a huge blessing in disguise. Making it extraordinarily lame to join the US military will save billions of lives.
May 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is a huge blessing in disguise. Making it extraordinarily lame to join the US military will save billions of lives.
My pp isn't small! Everyone else just has a boner right now 😫
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My pp isn't small! Everyone else just has a boner right now 😫
Because they're neonazi gangs and militias deputized to stop the great replacement. This is obvious. Otherwise...where are all their street demonstrations? Oh right, they're a little busy with this side project. Duh.
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Because they're neonazi gangs and militias deputized to stop the great replacement. This is obvious. Otherwise...where are all their street demonstrations? Oh right, they're a little busy with this side project. Duh.
What if we uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhh just let the food be the color that it is? All of it. Even the mountain dew.
May 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
What if we uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhh just let the food be the color that it is? All of it. Even the mountain dew.
They're basically saying "Cmon terrorists! Give us a reason to declare martial law!"
May 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They're basically saying "Cmon terrorists! Give us a reason to declare martial law!"
Meanwhile Jesus is like I got crucified for this shit?
May 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Meanwhile Jesus is like I got crucified for this shit?
HNNNNGHHHH 😫 IM COUPING
May 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
HNNNNGHHHH 😫 IM COUPING
I wouldn't even call that a theory, more like time-tested consensus reality. There's a reason the government has allowed the consolidation of nearly all media companies into the hands of a very, very small number of people. Gotta keep the marching band on time. Solidarity for them, chaos for us.
May 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wouldn't even call that a theory, more like time-tested consensus reality. There's a reason the government has allowed the consolidation of nearly all media companies into the hands of a very, very small number of people. Gotta keep the marching band on time. Solidarity for them, chaos for us.
"The Supreme Court...-Alito and Thomas dissent"
The Wendy's board of directors...-Ronald McDonald and The Burger King dissent"
Exact same thing.
The Wendy's board of directors...-Ronald McDonald and The Burger King dissent"
Exact same thing.
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"The Supreme Court...-Alito and Thomas dissent"
The Wendy's board of directors...-Ronald McDonald and The Burger King dissent"
Exact same thing.
The Wendy's board of directors...-Ronald McDonald and The Burger King dissent"
Exact same thing.
I have lived in Tennessee my entire life, and I can tell you that 100% of the people who pop that line out really mean "I'm too much of a coward to tell you how I really feel, I vote Republican because I want the south to rise again, and I don't want to deal with any discomfort to get what I want."
May 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have lived in Tennessee my entire life, and I can tell you that 100% of the people who pop that line out really mean "I'm too much of a coward to tell you how I really feel, I vote Republican because I want the south to rise again, and I don't want to deal with any discomfort to get what I want."
AIPAC* is determined to sabotage every effort to save democracy. Israeli expansion efforts are mired considerably by waiting on congressional approval for their paycheck. Much better to have a rabid despot willingly offer a direct pipeline to US military hardware. Americans don't matter to the DNC.
May 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
AIPAC* is determined to sabotage every effort to save democracy. Israeli expansion efforts are mired considerably by waiting on congressional approval for their paycheck. Much better to have a rabid despot willingly offer a direct pipeline to US military hardware. Americans don't matter to the DNC.
They hate what they're told to hate. It's a witches brew of religious indoctrination, physical abuse, psychological abuse, lead poisoning, fetal alcohol syndrome, inbreeding and good old fashioned evil. By this they lack to neural pathways responsible for self corrective thought and action.
May 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They hate what they're told to hate. It's a witches brew of religious indoctrination, physical abuse, psychological abuse, lead poisoning, fetal alcohol syndrome, inbreeding and good old fashioned evil. By this they lack to neural pathways responsible for self corrective thought and action.
Are they...making fun of him?
May 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Are they...making fun of him?
There's never a Carrington Event when you need one dang it
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There's never a Carrington Event when you need one dang it
Yeah these are not "falling off of an aircraft carrier" they're getting shot down and somehow it's less embarrassing to just say "we keep having oopsieses"
May 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Yeah these are not "falling off of an aircraft carrier" they're getting shot down and somehow it's less embarrassing to just say "we keep having oopsieses"
Yes let's have Mr. Torment Nexus himself scan out eyeballs I'm return for fake money. That's a fantastic idea.
May 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yes let's have Mr. Torment Nexus himself scan out eyeballs I'm return for fake money. That's a fantastic idea.
I mean maybe they weren't ready for pronouns...sure, I get it, they can't read. But they do this mask-off racism thing every time they get one of their buds in office. Then they shrink right back down when they lose. It's just cowardice, not backlash.
May 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I mean maybe they weren't ready for pronouns...sure, I get it, they can't read. But they do this mask-off racism thing every time they get one of their buds in office. Then they shrink right back down when they lose. It's just cowardice, not backlash.
We're just out here drunk driving aircraft carriers bro
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
We're just out here drunk driving aircraft carriers bro