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pearl jam
@petaless.bsky.social
yeaaauhhhhuhhhhhnnn im still alive
does anyone else fart a lot more around their period?
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I think that while I can definitely be comfortable doing certain things, confidence isn’t real… You just pretend and hope you’re convincing
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I wish there was a button in Photoshop thats like “oops sorry jk i was just testing something and i dont want to wait here for this to load please abort task”
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i remember in kindergarten begging god to save me from trouble. i told him i would never ask for anything again if he did this one thing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
i’m really gassy right when I get in bed and I think it’s because my farts shift
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 AM
having a crush is literally just nerfing yourself its stupid
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i am feminine in the way that bear in the big blue house is feminine
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
reading is awesome cos then youre like a scholar and not an alcoholic
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i wanna see my face from the perspective of someome whos never met me. like are you looking at my nose? or my chin? or what?? where are you lookin?
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 AM
but a little smart too- whatever the fuck that even means.
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
not smart just have a high tolerance
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
living is an endless cycle of cleaning your toilet
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
diva cup lost points in my books
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
just saw someone say atlanta is like an open server and honestly that kind of allows me to romanticize it a bit more
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
bruh i got farts in the brain
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
honestly, and im gonna keep it real here, guys. this is bullshit.
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
im genuinely really smart and sexy ngl
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM