Pete Kotz
@petekotz.bsky.social
Still searching for my redeeming quality, which got lost at the airport in 2019.
You get the feeling that in 15 years she'll be calling herself Tammy Faye and wearing enough makeup to require a hazardous waste permit.
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You get the feeling that in 15 years she'll be calling herself Tammy Faye and wearing enough makeup to require a hazardous waste permit.
The master race in its natural habitat.
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The master race in its natural habitat.
Rick Scott, one of the biggest thieves in U.S. history, has a plan to fix our health care system. It's akin to Donald Trump volunteering to coach a 15-year-old girls soccer team.
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Rick Scott, one of the biggest thieves in U.S. history, has a plan to fix our health care system. It's akin to Donald Trump volunteering to coach a 15-year-old girls soccer team.
Fake news. Zach Lambert conveniently omits the thousands of Biblical verses about corporate tax cuts.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fake news. Zach Lambert conveniently omits the thousands of Biblical verses about corporate tax cuts.
Our arrogance precludes us from realizing how much superior the Scandinavian countries are to us.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Our arrogance precludes us from realizing how much superior the Scandinavian countries are to us.
A Sunday morning devotion from Republican Jesus.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A Sunday morning devotion from Republican Jesus.
Those alpha men are dainty little fellas if they're constantly bruised from just shaking hands. Isn't there a safe space they can go?
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Those alpha men are dainty little fellas if they're constantly bruised from just shaking hands. Isn't there a safe space they can go?
Norway would like a word with us.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Norway would like a word with us.
Gavin Newsom would be a terrible nominee, but he's a top shelf smart ass.
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gavin Newsom would be a terrible nominee, but he's a top shelf smart ass.
Even within the fine art of competitive ass kissing, one must always do due diligence on the asses before commencing with the kissing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Even within the fine art of competitive ass kissing, one must always do due diligence on the asses before commencing with the kissing.
Educational fact of the day.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Educational fact of the day.
As it turns out, the Courtroom Barbies rejected for Fox weekend time slots don't make for successful attorneys general.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As it turns out, the Courtroom Barbies rejected for Fox weekend time slots don't make for successful attorneys general.
Every goober sees himself as the star of an action movie while living the life of a Hallmark Christmas villain.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every goober sees himself as the star of an action movie while living the life of a Hallmark Christmas villain.
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
August 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
August 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.
August 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.