Pete Kruger
petekruger.bsky.social
Pete Kruger
@petekruger.bsky.social
The minute my favorite shirt comes back in stock (if ever) I am buying the entire inventory
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Given the criteria people use to justify Die Hard as a Christmas movie, Lord of the Rings is a Hallmark Christmas movie trilogy.

There's elves, gifts to numerous people, someone trying to return lost jewelry, and it all ends with unlikely couples getting married.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I live in a major port town and am starting to make friends with people here who work in those areas and it's BAD bad.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm sure one of his crypto buddies will finally pity him enough to pony up the bribe to spring him assuming he didn't piss *everyone* off.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Red Green Show, too!
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh god, for sure, Kratt's Creatures, prime Mr. Rogers, Levar Burton reading to us daily. If you're my age, we lived through an unparalleled golden age in our childhoods.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Also, if you are, these are hearsay EXCLUSIONS not hearsay EXCEPTIONS and it IS important to know the difference!

Signed, your Evidence professor who is trying to help you pass the bar
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Smallish Bear #2 has pinkeye and after we explained it to her and why we have to put medicine in her eyes, she rubbed them and tried to poke mine so I would have to take it too.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hey, I am just glad this is not in burrito form.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We got the kids down after a snow day, looked at the clock, looked at each other, and just gave completely up.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I literally just an hour ago snuck into the family Google Doc and changed us to "green bean casserole" from the fancy squash dish my wife was going to make solely because we have some canned beans, cream of mushroom soup, and a magically unexpired fried onions.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trump take foreign tourism
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
www.dcd.uscourts.gov/district-jud...

*15, sorry! Almost forgot Boasberg!
District Judges | District of Columbia | United States District Court
www.dcd.uscourts.gov
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kind of! There's only 14 judges on the DC district court, and it's one of the busiest in the country. So if it seems like you hear from the same folks a lot, yes you do!
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I often read legal filings from these particular DOJ lackeys that have been installed and can't help but envision that clip of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob just keeps stepping on one rake after another every single step.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I guess the good news is I was going to teach mine that anyway? Feels super weird that showing them Mr. Rogers and teaching them empathy is somehow subversive...
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM