People often ask me “what was the first language you learned?”

I have no idea

My mom taught me Greek

Sesame Street taught me English

The folks braying about “global digital currencies for the government to track you” are now toooooooootally cool with digital tracking

foie gras carcharias

I’m tired of explaining to work colleagues that it isn’t just the towers (which they think they see) but the centres that manage to keep dense airspace moving in multiple directions.

There can only be one of 2 logical conclusions we can draw from this:

1) Marge had a stroke

2) The X-Files [and aliens occupying human bodies] are real

I’m assisting someone who’s new to Canada (from the US). I had trouble explaining to her that there are no co-pays or pre-existing conditions here. English is my first language, so maybe my accent was somehow impeding comprehension?

“Are you trying to ‘correct’ me? Like with data?”

We’ve gone from fusillade to remoulade

After all the legal work is done, it’s going to need *a lot* of maintenance to get it airworthy

I heard he knew a woman named Tifa.

I think it was his aunt.

If you run “Autopen” through ChatGPT you get “Benghazi”

Remember that he’s raising tariffs under the umbrella of “national security”.

Congress seems fine with it.

Odd that the people behind DOGE would want another duplication of effort system when a perfectly good one exists. I thought they were *against* government waste?

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