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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater

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Chicago's #1 beefposter | #bikechi | Android dev chud.dev

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · Oct 21

You should play this silly little biking downtown simulator game that I made with my girlfriend chud.dev

Cyclists Handling Urban Danger

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 6h

Good morning, a very merry "why does my back hurt?" to all who celebrate!

Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 11h

Decided to bike to friday morning swim club because of a post I saw ridiculing people complaining about parking, bought a bike because divvy was scamming me, found a bunch of group rides. Not like I found the love of my life but I've been having more fun IRL because of social media.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Jack ☁️ @bubblycreek.bsky.social · 16h

I thought it was a movie about high end poppers.

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 22h

All those states want to invade us with their national guard because they want our secret deep dish formula 💁‍♂️ lucky we have the ILoumalnati on our side

A secret map to the declaration of pizzapendence

Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 23h

If you're looking for your bus it's probably here

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

I don't even understand why a spider would crawl on me. What are you doing bro you're supposed to be eating bugs and spinning webs?

Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

I found a spider crawling on my arm while I was sitting on the couch and I lost it, does anyone have somewhere I can stay because my condo is about to burn down

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

I did not, is it notable?

Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

There are currently 3 helicopters hovering nearby

Flight radar showing 3 helicopters over river north, I believe they're all news

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

Oh hell ya it's 'copter time

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

Except divvy bikes, those should do pedal assist up to 100mph, but only on sidewalks.

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

Let's talk about ebike bloat, if your single occupancy ebike is not specifically designed to carry cargo or more than one person then it needs to be under 80lbs, battery included, to use the bike path. That's the rule I just made up and anyone who disagrees is a terrorist.

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Peter Peter 🎃 Eater @peter.dev · 1d

Still there