I did this to a cake when I turned 45 and it was glorious.
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I did this to a cake when I turned 45 and it was glorious.
Please stop making him sound cool.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Please stop making him sound cool.
This is great news for Mr. Boop.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
This is great news for Mr. Boop.
I’m mad at you for that but I’m madder at myself for laughing.
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m mad at you for that but I’m madder at myself for laughing.
No, no, they screwed up the punctuation. It’s supposed to say “Don’t? Be evil!”
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
No, no, they screwed up the punctuation. It’s supposed to say “Don’t? Be evil!”
How is this video not playing “Rock Star” instead of “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How is this video not playing “Rock Star” instead of “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
Came for the Toyotathon replies, leaving satisfied.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Came for the Toyotathon replies, leaving satisfied.
Wow, he was actually drowning in it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wow, he was actually drowning in it.
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I should have specified a shot of that general distance is a gimmie with a rifle. If Oswald used a pistol he would have been lucky to hit the Lincoln they were riding in.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I should have specified a shot of that general distance is a gimmie with a rifle. If Oswald used a pistol he would have been lucky to hit the Lincoln they were riding in.
Difficult but not improbable. He was less than 100 yards from Kennedy, and it’s usually a gimmie at that distance to hit within a 10 inch circle. Harder to hit a moving target, although Kennedy was moving away from Oswald, not across from him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Difficult but not improbable. He was less than 100 yards from Kennedy, and it’s usually a gimmie at that distance to hit within a 10 inch circle. Harder to hit a moving target, although Kennedy was moving away from Oswald, not across from him.
I don’t believe in a vast conspiracy with Oswald but I can‘t hold it against anyone who does because of him getting shot like right away.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don’t believe in a vast conspiracy with Oswald but I can‘t hold it against anyone who does because of him getting shot like right away.
So much this. I do not want everything in life to be app-afied. What in hell are they doing?
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So much this. I do not want everything in life to be app-afied. What in hell are they doing?
Imagine him at a baccarat table:
Croupier: “Égalité, sir”
Godzilla in building sized tux: [Screams, vaporizes croupier]
Croupier: “Égalité, sir”
Godzilla in building sized tux: [Screams, vaporizes croupier]
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Imagine him at a baccarat table:
Croupier: “Égalité, sir”
Godzilla in building sized tux: [Screams, vaporizes croupier]
Croupier: “Égalité, sir”
Godzilla in building sized tux: [Screams, vaporizes croupier]
They do have more paws I will give you that one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
They do have more paws I will give you that one.
Well the wolf thing is easy. They don’t have fists!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Well the wolf thing is easy. They don’t have fists!!
All of his stuff is just so awesome.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
All of his stuff is just so awesome.
Yeah it’s like “He’s a theater kid, what do you expect!”
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yeah it’s like “He’s a theater kid, what do you expect!”
I bet beard waver requests go up 12,000% in the next week, absolutely devastating the post clinics. Just a wave of folliculitis, even among the women somehow.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I bet beard waver requests go up 12,000% in the next week, absolutely devastating the post clinics. Just a wave of folliculitis, even among the women somehow.