Peter Arnott
@peterarnott.bsky.social
Playwright etc. For permissions etc, Brennan Artists. https://www.brennanartists.com/
Breaking up Nato has always been a job for the Americans. (Getty Images)
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Breaking up Nato has always been a job for the Americans. (Getty Images)
Thought he looked familiar
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Thought he looked familiar
Lincoln has sat there far too long. Much more tasteful to have a hologram of Trump sitting on a golden toilet.
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Lincoln has sat there far too long. Much more tasteful to have a hologram of Trump sitting on a golden toilet.
"Sexual assault of white women by men culturally unlike me is a terrible crime to be tackled by deportation. But sexual assault of ANY women by me, or men like me, is a treat for the ladies, and is my right whenever I say." That roughly what you're saying to me in exchange for my vote, Kemi?
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"Sexual assault of white women by men culturally unlike me is a terrible crime to be tackled by deportation. But sexual assault of ANY women by me, or men like me, is a treat for the ladies, and is my right whenever I say." That roughly what you're saying to me in exchange for my vote, Kemi?
Making America Great Again.
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Making America Great Again.
I see the World Cup is returning to its roots as a Fascist celebration of masculinity. Jolly Well Done.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I see the World Cup is returning to its roots as a Fascist celebration of masculinity. Jolly Well Done.
I'm in my sixties now, so I've seen the Scotland male football team being a lot of things. But this year, as the third best team in a four team qualifying group, I've seen them being something I've never seen before. Lucky. Consistently lucky. Why? Because they believed they could be.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm in my sixties now, so I've seen the Scotland male football team being a lot of things. But this year, as the third best team in a four team qualifying group, I've seen them being something I've never seen before. Lucky. Consistently lucky. Why? Because they believed they could be.
Sometimes I wonder about someone doing a "Where are they now?" piece for folk prominent on both sides of the public arguments for the 2014 referendum.
(or even those who were around for the vote in 1997...Jings.)
(or even those who were around for the vote in 1997...Jings.)
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Sometimes I wonder about someone doing a "Where are they now?" piece for folk prominent on both sides of the public arguments for the 2014 referendum.
(or even those who were around for the vote in 1997...Jings.)
(or even those who were around for the vote in 1997...Jings.)
On the one hand, maybe we can imagine a future when Israel and Palestine can be two normal countries next door to each other and we can keep God's Will out of anyone's imagination. On the other hand, just LOOK...
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
On the one hand, maybe we can imagine a future when Israel and Palestine can be two normal countries next door to each other and we can keep God's Will out of anyone's imagination. On the other hand, just LOOK...
Oddly appropriate that the History of the Republic is to be brought to an end on its 250th anniversary.
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oddly appropriate that the History of the Republic is to be brought to an end on its 250th anniversary.
If Trump's people pursue the martydom narrative, they'll need someone for the Ernst von Rath part (whose murder was used to justify "Krystallnacht.") In their case, cancelling elections next year in a "National Emergency." So everyone senior in the Trump White House better watch their ass.
September 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If Trump's people pursue the martydom narrative, they'll need someone for the Ernst von Rath part (whose murder was used to justify "Krystallnacht.") In their case, cancelling elections next year in a "National Emergency." So everyone senior in the Trump White House better watch their ass.
Hearing on the radio that Farage might become the next PM of the UK. Not hearing so much about how there must be something very, very wrong with the UK if a second-rate little Enoch like Farage might become its PM.
September 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Hearing on the radio that Farage might become the next PM of the UK. Not hearing so much about how there must be something very, very wrong with the UK if a second-rate little Enoch like Farage might become its PM.
I KNOW no one has this because I wrote the words. (Dead cheap on Amazon.)
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I KNOW no one has this because I wrote the words. (Dead cheap on Amazon.)
Can't imagine why she's not FAR more famous than ...well, lots of people.
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Can't imagine why she's not FAR more famous than ...well, lots of people.
Tomorrow belongs etc...
September 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Tomorrow belongs etc...
"Moon Country works splendidly as a crime thriller. A veteran of more than 40 plays, Arnott has taken to the medium of the novel in style, wringing maximum effect out of every line in this consistently compelling and very satisfying debut." - The Herald
Only £4.40 at World of Books!
Only £4.40 at World of Books!
August 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Moon Country works splendidly as a crime thriller. A veteran of more than 40 plays, Arnott has taken to the medium of the novel in style, wringing maximum effect out of every line in this consistently compelling and very satisfying debut." - The Herald
Only £4.40 at World of Books!
Only £4.40 at World of Books!
Actors, Producers, Directors. I've just been sorting scripts out for my agent. There are so MANY of them. If anyone wants to read anything, let me know what kind of thing you're looking for and I'll see what I can find in my coat pocket. Any cast size, historical, contemporary. Roll up.
August 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Actors, Producers, Directors. I've just been sorting scripts out for my agent. There are so MANY of them. If anyone wants to read anything, let me know what kind of thing you're looking for and I'll see what I can find in my coat pocket. Any cast size, historical, contemporary. Roll up.
He's not planning to go anywhere in 2029. Look what he's done to the room!
August 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
He's not planning to go anywhere in 2029. Look what he's done to the room!
What's Russian for "We played that idiot like a two ruble balalaika?"
(Actually, I think they just scared him. No need for kompromat when you have nukes that might blow a hole in his fucking golf course.)
Make America More Contemptible than Ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
(Actually, I think they just scared him. No need for kompromat when you have nukes that might blow a hole in his fucking golf course.)
Make America More Contemptible than Ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
August 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
What's Russian for "We played that idiot like a two ruble balalaika?"
(Actually, I think they just scared him. No need for kompromat when you have nukes that might blow a hole in his fucking golf course.)
Make America More Contemptible than Ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
(Actually, I think they just scared him. No need for kompromat when you have nukes that might blow a hole in his fucking golf course.)
Make America More Contemptible than Ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
"I told you before, waiter; bring me a Diet Coke with ice and a plate of cheese balls. What do you mean that wasn't you?"
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I told you before, waiter; bring me a Diet Coke with ice and a plate of cheese balls. What do you mean that wasn't you?"
In the longer view of history, Benjamin Netanyahu's lasting achievement is the international recognition of a Palestinian State; just as Putin has overseen the emergence of Ukraine as a fully fledged European nation.
July 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In the longer view of history, Benjamin Netanyahu's lasting achievement is the international recognition of a Palestinian State; just as Putin has overseen the emergence of Ukraine as a fully fledged European nation.
In the longer view of history, Benjamin Netanyahu's lasting achievement is the international recognition of a Palestinian State; just as Putin has overseen the emergence of Ukraine as a fully fledged European nation.
July 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
In the longer view of history, Benjamin Netanyahu's lasting achievement is the international recognition of a Palestinian State; just as Putin has overseen the emergence of Ukraine as a fully fledged European nation.