Ah, you’re closed for the next couple of weeks. I’ll get it to you at some point. UTO!

No problem. Might be able to pop by on Sunday.

Here it is.

How do. I presume you have one (at least) of those scarves that Wednesdayite laid out on the kop a few years back? Found one at the weekend.

I think there were three bits that we had to pause and rewatch because we were laughing too much. Well worth a watch.

It really is sickening now. Always gave his all. Waited as long as he could to get a new contract sorted. He owes us nothing. Another nail in the coffin.

Good luck Henrik, you lunatic.

Now give us something else to cling to. The silence from Hillsborough is deafening.

Any chance of a statement on what the eff is actually going on at Hillsborough? Possibly something explaining how the club is going to fulfil its fixtures? Either that or just put us out of our misery and fold/go into administration. This is intolerable.

With this constant stream of deepening woe at Hillsborough, how far away are we from the distinct possibility that the club won’t be able to fulfil its fixtures when the season starts? That’s what I’m fully expecting at this point.

There must be some centre halves somewhere…

Any word on the prognosis? UTO.

Absolutely terrifying.