Also me: *watches show about a friendly serial killer to unwind*
Also me: *watches show about a friendly serial killer to unwind*
Table of 4, all wearing MAGA hats:
Guy: It was good to see him again
Woman: yeah, we hadn’t seen him since January 6th!
Table of 4, all wearing MAGA hats:
Guy: It was good to see him again
Woman: yeah, we hadn’t seen him since January 6th!
"Anything can be achieved," the alien's translation device said, "by balancing the four fundamental chkoi."
"You mean gravity, electromagnetism, and the nuclear forces?"
"No, the fundamental chkoi."
"What are they?"
"Spite, tiredness, hope, and 'fuck it'."
#MicroFiction
"Anything can be achieved," the alien's translation device said, "by balancing the four fundamental chkoi."
"You mean gravity, electromagnetism, and the nuclear forces?"
"No, the fundamental chkoi."
"What are they?"
"Spite, tiredness, hope, and 'fuck it'."
#MicroFiction