Peter Principle
@peterprinciple.bsky.social
Tiny Tim: "God bless us all, every..."
Lions staff, players: "STFU!"
Lions staff, players: "STFU!"
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tiny Tim: "God bless us all, every..."
Lions staff, players: "STFU!"
Lions staff, players: "STFU!"
Like Grandpa Simpson as the play-by-play guy and Ned Flanders as the "color" commentator.
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Like Grandpa Simpson as the play-by-play guy and Ned Flanders as the "color" commentator.
If Clinton's Marc Rich pardon set a new high water mark for corrupt presidential pardons, I'd say the Trump GOP has since outdone it many times over.
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If Clinton's Marc Rich pardon set a new high water mark for corrupt presidential pardons, I'd say the Trump GOP has since outdone it many times over.
"Nowwwwww you're gonna see some bad snapping."
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Nowwwwww you're gonna see some bad snapping."
"Nice guys finish last." -- Leo Durocher
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"Nice guys finish last." -- Leo Durocher
Sure. Let's tie everything to the cash nexus. Capitalism Uber Alles.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Sure. Let's tie everything to the cash nexus. Capitalism Uber Alles.
Biting cornerbacks is a big part of his game, I guess.
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Biting cornerbacks is a big part of his game, I guess.
Then i guess we can count on POTUS to write long, barely literal post (in all caps) on Lies Social saying what a loser and a Trump hater the old guy was.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Then i guess we can count on POTUS to write long, barely literal post (in all caps) on Lies Social saying what a loser and a Trump hater the old guy was.
Daddy and baby Ellison don't care -- castrating CBS News is just a way for them to suck up to Trump and get him to help their bid for Warner Brothers and kneecap Netflix's. That's the REAL business decision.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Daddy and baby Ellison don't care -- castrating CBS News is just a way for them to suck up to Trump and get him to help their bid for Warner Brothers and kneecap Netflix's. That's the REAL business decision.
Toothpaste, tubes, etc.
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Toothpaste, tubes, etc.
But can they keep him from invading Greenland?
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
But can they keep him from invading Greenland?
It's like something from a Mad Men episode.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's like something from a Mad Men episode.
Season? What season?
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Season? What season?
Well, Shrub already proved that any idiot can be elected president. And Donny proved any loudmouthed idiot can be elected president.
So why not these guys?
So why not these guys?
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well, Shrub already proved that any idiot can be elected president. And Donny proved any loudmouthed idiot can be elected president.
So why not these guys?
So why not these guys?
The NYT isn't controlled by Trump tools (yet) but God forbid it should directly criticize Trump tools -- especially when they are former NYT pro-Israel tools as well.
Professional courtesy and all that.
Professional courtesy and all that.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The NYT isn't controlled by Trump tools (yet) but God forbid it should directly criticize Trump tools -- especially when they are former NYT pro-Israel tools as well.
Professional courtesy and all that.
Professional courtesy and all that.
Pretty sure Weiss and Dokoupil are watching North Korean state TV for job pointers.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pretty sure Weiss and Dokoupil are watching North Korean state TV for job pointers.
Nope.
And if the two offenses are going to trade touchdowns on every possession, that peanut punch on the kickoff could decide the game.
And if the two offenses are going to trade touchdowns on every possession, that peanut punch on the kickoff could decide the game.
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Nope.
And if the two offenses are going to trade touchdowns on every possession, that peanut punch on the kickoff could decide the game.
And if the two offenses are going to trade touchdowns on every possession, that peanut punch on the kickoff could decide the game.
This old guy says he's representin'
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This old guy says he's representin'
...as was the fashion at the time.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
...as was the fashion at the time.
And will now go viral in a way that will have a way bigger impact than if it was just one segment on sa regular 60 Minutes episode.
But the point was never actually to stop the show -- it was to demonstrate to Trump that baby boy Ellison is a team player.
But the point was never actually to stop the show -- it was to demonstrate to Trump that baby boy Ellison is a team player.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And will now go viral in a way that will have a way bigger impact than if it was just one segment on sa regular 60 Minutes episode.
But the point was never actually to stop the show -- it was to demonstrate to Trump that baby boy Ellison is a team player.
But the point was never actually to stop the show -- it was to demonstrate to Trump that baby boy Ellison is a team player.
Never thought I'd be watching a shootout between a 44-year-old grandfather and a "Mr. Irrelevant" on MNF.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Never thought I'd be watching a shootout between a 44-year-old grandfather and a "Mr. Irrelevant" on MNF.
Uh, this particular one is pretty hard to flatter.
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Uh, this particular one is pretty hard to flatter.
"Every sperm is sacred," etc. etc.
At least he won't have to sell the lot of them for science experiments.
At least he won't have to sell the lot of them for science experiments.
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Every sperm is sacred," etc. etc.
At least he won't have to sell the lot of them for science experiments.
At least he won't have to sell the lot of them for science experiments.
It's what $150 million can buy.
Personally, I think David Ellison could have bought her a lot cheaper. But I guess when you're Larry Ellison's baby boy, dollar figures don't matter much unless there's a billion after them.
Personally, I think David Ellison could have bought her a lot cheaper. But I guess when you're Larry Ellison's baby boy, dollar figures don't matter much unless there's a billion after them.
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's what $150 million can buy.
Personally, I think David Ellison could have bought her a lot cheaper. But I guess when you're Larry Ellison's baby boy, dollar figures don't matter much unless there's a billion after them.
Personally, I think David Ellison could have bought her a lot cheaper. But I guess when you're Larry Ellison's baby boy, dollar figures don't matter much unless there's a billion after them.