Thanks for posting this. Do you see maps of time/dates/numbers/letters etc. in your mind? I don't have it to quite the degree of clarity as this person, but all my life when I've asked people how they map these things in their heads they just look at me like I've stepped off a spaceship.

Its author nose about it.

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Em, I don't mean to be fatalist, but it seems like that sail boat bottom-right is about to strike that pontoon tying the liner to the shore, potentially sinking the vessel and drowning all aboard. But otherwise, yeah, peaceful waterscape!

The secret love-child of Kermit and George from Rainbow.

On a par with Asda's rather humble ideas of socialising.

Given that it's my initials I just take it as a personalised introduction.

I saw a white dog shit just the other day here in France. It lives!

Ce plafond me fait penser que ce poste de commandement est situé dans les montagnes blanches.

as opposed to biological

Hilarious hacker stock image

Can I help you, Sir?

No, just web browsing, thanks.

On time 👏

This site ain't much better. Your comment was hidden for being 'rude'. 🙄

Except for Bluesky Home, where you still don't publish the team line-ups in a timely manner.

If Robin Cooper hasn't already done an AI version of The Timewaster Letters, now is the time.

That's definitely made of pastry, cat food and jelly.

I bought several of this same style of shelf for my old flat a decade ago, only to then have to go and buy pairs of standard support brackets after finding that posing anything heavier than a packet of Skips made them tilt.

Is your worktop made out of bread you made previously?