Pete Toemmes
@petetoemmes.bsky.social
Not a bot. Not a troll. Follower of all truth tellers including, but not limited to @emptywheel.bsky.social at emptywheel.net and the people that make it such a good destination.
I think it’s basically a pound cake. You bake and it we’ll handle the USA football references. 😉
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I was not being completely serious but a (chocolate) eclair sounds scrumptious.
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I was not being completely serious but a (chocolate) eclair sounds scrumptious.
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I think it’s basically a pound cake. You bake and it we’ll handle the USA football references. 😉
PS
I was not being completely serious but a (chocolate) eclair sounds scrumptious.
PS
I was not being completely serious but a (chocolate) eclair sounds scrumptious.
A little late and your ask was early but might I suggest a Wisconsin Funeral Cake aka Cemetery Cake aka Wacky Cake. Make in shape of football for extra easy recognition. Team colors optional.
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
A little late and your ask was early but might I suggest a Wisconsin Funeral Cake aka Cemetery Cake aka Wacky Cake. Make in shape of football for extra easy recognition. Team colors optional.
I know what duck shawarma is. Indiana style.
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I know what duck shawarma is. Indiana style.
This game is ovah. Good…last night was way past my bed time.
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This game is ovah. Good…last night was way past my bed time.
A pardon - HELL NO. There are several forms of clemency as I am sure Mark and others can address much better than I. Commutation, as I understand it, involves sentence shortening (including immediate termination), but does NOT erase the conviction which, in and of itself, has future implications.
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A pardon - HELL NO. There are several forms of clemency as I am sure Mark and others can address much better than I. Commutation, as I understand it, involves sentence shortening (including immediate termination), but does NOT erase the conviction which, in and of itself, has future implications.
It was a graphic the announcers spoke to. au.sports.yahoo.com/ole-miss-ass...
Will the Ole Miss assistants coach against Miami in CFP semifinals?
When the Ole Miss Rebels play against the Miami Hurricanes in the College Football Playoff semifinals, their coaching staff will look a bit different.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
It was a graphic the announcers spoke to. au.sports.yahoo.com/ole-miss-ass...
So all those specialty coaches - 8 - went to LSU from Ole Miss with Kiffen?
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
So all those specialty coaches - 8 - went to LSU from Ole Miss with Kiffen?
All the Tostitos you can eat with every VRBO vacation home rental.
a referee wearing a black and white striped shirt is standing on a football field ..
ALT: a referee wearing a black and white striped shirt is standing on a football field ..
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January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
All the Tostitos you can eat with every VRBO vacation home rental.
Well..I won't tell him there is a portal. Congrats.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Well..I won't tell him there is a portal. Congrats.
I would also suggest you try a deep dive into the BRICS, where did VZ precious metals go, alternative banking settlement systems, and in general de-dollarization. Just a thought.
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I would also suggest you try a deep dive into the BRICS, where did VZ precious metals go, alternative banking settlement systems, and in general de-dollarization. Just a thought.
Well…looked like Gins had a delayed negative impact on the Bucs.
a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand
ALT: a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand
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January 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Well…looked like Gins had a delayed negative impact on the Bucs.
Kiffin probably has a price
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Kiffin probably has a price
I see Fins are doing Fin things. NE could get #1 seed if LAC can get lucky. Might have to watch…
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I see Fins are doing Fin things. NE could get #1 seed if LAC can get lucky. Might have to watch…
Mendoza. Mendoza. Ain’t gonna happen.
I was reading a really odd suggestion on The Phinsider that Fins-Cards ought to swap QBs and contracts. Supposedly no cap impact. Better fits? I don’t think so.
Might make money sense but not going to fix either teams QB problem.
I was reading a really odd suggestion on The Phinsider that Fins-Cards ought to swap QBs and contracts. Supposedly no cap impact. Better fits? I don’t think so.
Might make money sense but not going to fix either teams QB problem.
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Mendoza. Mendoza. Ain’t gonna happen.
I was reading a really odd suggestion on The Phinsider that Fins-Cards ought to swap QBs and contracts. Supposedly no cap impact. Better fits? I don’t think so.
Might make money sense but not going to fix either teams QB problem.
I was reading a really odd suggestion on The Phinsider that Fins-Cards ought to swap QBs and contracts. Supposedly no cap impact. Better fits? I don’t think so.
Might make money sense but not going to fix either teams QB problem.
When LAC didn’t play Herbert I figured the “fix” was in. A Fin win helps both Denver AND LAC regardless of who wins that game?
Wife and her family are Boston connected so asking a lot now that Belichick and Brady aren’t there. Besides more good may befall the Fins if they lose.
Nuts - I know.
Wife and her family are Boston connected so asking a lot now that Belichick and Brady aren’t there. Besides more good may befall the Fins if they lose.
Nuts - I know.
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
When LAC didn’t play Herbert I figured the “fix” was in. A Fin win helps both Denver AND LAC regardless of who wins that game?
Wife and her family are Boston connected so asking a lot now that Belichick and Brady aren’t there. Besides more good may befall the Fins if they lose.
Nuts - I know.
Wife and her family are Boston connected so asking a lot now that Belichick and Brady aren’t there. Besides more good may befall the Fins if they lose.
Nuts - I know.
So Jack Smith could return to the ICC, indict Trump, and The Netherlands could sprit Trump away to face charges. What are the holes in this plan?
a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit
ALT: a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit
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January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
So Jack Smith could return to the ICC, indict Trump, and The Netherlands could sprit Trump away to face charges. What are the holes in this plan?
I just recently learned a buckeye is a poisonous nut. Figures.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I just recently learned a buckeye is a poisonous nut. Figures.
I will be extending what is - for me - a just discovered long tradition of NOT watching the Mayo Bowl. Is the highlight the Mayo dump?
I’m not even watching the NHL winter classic in freaking LoanDepot (Marlins) Park. Guess I will never know how a hockey game is played on a baseball field.
I’m not even watching the NHL winter classic in freaking LoanDepot (Marlins) Park. Guess I will never know how a hockey game is played on a baseball field.
a man wearing a t-shirt that says ' where the owls ' on it
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says ' where the owls ' on it
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January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I will be extending what is - for me - a just discovered long tradition of NOT watching the Mayo Bowl. Is the highlight the Mayo dump?
I’m not even watching the NHL winter classic in freaking LoanDepot (Marlins) Park. Guess I will never know how a hockey game is played on a baseball field.
I’m not even watching the NHL winter classic in freaking LoanDepot (Marlins) Park. Guess I will never know how a hockey game is played on a baseball field.
What do you have against Florida? I mean they might fit in the Panhandle - it's GA-AL after all.
Jus careful to not make @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social and me set up billboards encouraging MAGATs move the AZ.
Jus careful to not make @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social and me set up billboards encouraging MAGATs move the AZ.
a poster that says go hug a cactus on it
Alt: a poster that says go hug a cactus on it
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January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
What do you have against Florida? I mean they might fit in the Panhandle - it's GA-AL after all.
Jus careful to not make @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social and me set up billboards encouraging MAGATs move the AZ.
Jus careful to not make @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social and me set up billboards encouraging MAGATs move the AZ.
FAMU? They were/are incredible.
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
FAMU? They were/are incredible.
Miami native here living 50 miles North. And a former career Trekkie.
Nope. Not going to happen.
Nope. Not going to happen.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Miami native here living 50 miles North. And a former career Trekkie.
Nope. Not going to happen.
Nope. Not going to happen.
BTW - not that you care but we were late brunching for my oldest son’s birthday. A New Years baby is an odd thing. Glad I missed the Fruit Bowl wipeout. But glad it was The Ducks.
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
BTW - not that you care but we were late brunching for my oldest son’s birthday. A New Years baby is an odd thing. Glad I missed the Fruit Bowl wipeout. But glad it was The Ducks.