Pet (sepratbill)
@petly.bsky.social
wielder of booterang. not a real doctor. Maybe 124.
There's a kid sitting court side at the Jazz game that looks just like George Harrison.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 AM
There's a kid sitting court side at the Jazz game that looks just like George Harrison.
This is a game where the Jazz should have just played their guys
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
This is a game where the Jazz should have just played their guys
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i keep going back and forth between despair at the terror the government is spreading, the lives they've taken and ruined, their impunity, their depravity, the total lack of reason for any of it
and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose
and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
i keep going back and forth between despair at the terror the government is spreading, the lives they've taken and ruined, their impunity, their depravity, the total lack of reason for any of it
and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose
and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose
Markannen will not play tonight (partially missing bird finger)
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Markannen will not play tonight (partially missing bird finger)
That's reigning HORSE champ Mike Conley Jr
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
That's reigning HORSE champ Mike Conley Jr
If I was NBA commissioner I'd make Zeke Nnaji and Naji Marshall trade first names. Or last names. I don't care which.
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
If I was NBA commissioner I'd make Zeke Nnaji and Naji Marshall trade first names. Or last names. I don't care which.
Sensabaugh on pace for a cool 84 points tonight
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Sensabaugh on pace for a cool 84 points tonight
@nbabeau.bsky.social impeccably enunciating Top 10 tonight! Never do that again, friend 😆
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
@nbabeau.bsky.social impeccably enunciating Top 10 tonight! Never do that again, friend 😆
No one can do a 1st quarter as hilariously bad as the Jazz can this season
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
No one can do a 1st quarter as hilariously bad as the Jazz can this season
I like watching Cody Williams on defense
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I like watching Cody Williams on defense
Man, Orlando Magic pinstripes are classic, but absolute hell on jersey typography. Give Bane white counters on his B!
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Man, Orlando Magic pinstripes are classic, but absolute hell on jersey typography. Give Bane white counters on his B!
'Isiah "Call yer" insurance man because there's been a collision.' Thank you, Thurl Bailey
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
'Isiah "Call yer" insurance man because there's been a collision.' Thank you, Thurl Bailey
@nbasarah.bsky.social @andyblarsen.bsky.social please tell me one of you are doing Slam n Jam next week
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@nbasarah.bsky.social @andyblarsen.bsky.social please tell me one of you are doing Slam n Jam next week
Shot clocks are for sissies
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Shot clocks are for sissies
You can quit this guy
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You can quit this guy
Okay never take Ace out again
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Okay never take Ace out again
Lauri's baseline move on Siakam though? 😅
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lauri's baseline move on Siakam though? 😅
Love how this Minnesota court gives all the players, coaches, and officials an eerie underside glow, like they're all just emerging from the ooze
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Love how this Minnesota court gives all the players, coaches, and officials an eerie underside glow, like they're all just emerging from the ooze
Jazz/Celtics is drunk
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jazz/Celtics is drunk
I love Coach staying with Cody here. He'll either figure things out or he won't
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love Coach staying with Cody here. He'll either figure things out or he won't
Gillespie just punched himself in the face
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gillespie just punched himself in the face
Big fan of the Jazz actually giving defensive effort
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Big fan of the Jazz actually giving defensive effort