Fingers crossed! 🤞🤞🤞

Why I have no followers? Because someone has to tell jokes into the void. Enough with the screaming.

My succes as a content creator has thus far been dissapointing. Sure, I have yet to create content but I feel like if you try to meet old expectations your brand is way too dated.

Finally figured out who she looks like

ChatGPT just sighed at my list of questions and suggested we play a game to see which one of us can stay silent the longest

Thanks AI, now adults have imaginary friends too

It went from Black Friday to Black Week to Black Month. I’m waiting for Black Year to give me even more bargains.

Relax, I just checked and this friday is the same color as the others.

If you pass gas next to me and claim it’s a “farta morgana” I will treat it as a heat stroke and hose you down

Did Elon wish on a monkey’s paw to be the richest man in the world?

You’re not really rich until you can afford Bananarama taped to a wall