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Petrified Crab
@petrifiedcrab.bsky.social
“There is no substitute for touch, to be alive is to crave it.” - Erica Jong

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I think some people should get a lesson on how to pump gas. It’s astonishing how many people don’t know how to.
March 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now that’s what I like to see!
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
No way I just became moots with one of my fav streamers ever!! @abbegayle.bsky.social love ya abes 😘
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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I'm an INTUITIVE eater. I do not TRACK my food I LISTEN to my body. My BODY wants me to eat a FULL BAG of chocolate chips every day. I am VERY sick ALL the time
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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More sharks 🦈
✨️ #art #sharks
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Overeating cake? That's gluttony. Overeating pie? Totally fine—because the sin of π is always zero.
November 28, 2024 at 6:24 AM
When I first started playing Rdr2 it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it was set before the first game. I sat there trying to figure out who was who and why I wasn’t playing as john.
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Wow, I don’t see nearly as much death here as I do the other place. 😌
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM