Hello JD Vance, I’ve been told that you’re a garbage pail kid looking couch fucker. So I’m thrilled to engage with you on that.

And to think people were always surprised to learn that I hated this guy

And if the reason you don’t like other people is because of the slurping noises they make when eating Japanese soup, well you’ve got yourself a miso soup misophone misanthrouple

None of my business

Hell, sometimes I forget it while I’m still in the middle of posting it

This guy is my rep and I can’t stand him even more every day

Even god himself cannot resist carcinization

Google/Siri probably think I’ve been in heart failure for a few years now that probably doesn’t have any weird effects on my interactions right