James McClure
@pfadge.bsky.social
Relocated Texan in the Midwest. Spouse, Dad, Longhorn, Product Manager. Sometimes actor. Bachelor of Fine Arts.
"I know things and I have cats"
"I know things and I have cats"
Our cats live a rough life.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Our cats live a rough life.
Texans going full “metallic bloodclot” with their uniforms today.
December 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Texans going full “metallic bloodclot” with their uniforms today.
Also judging. They're always judging you.
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Also judging. They're always judging you.
Hanging out with my buddy, Marlowe. Anybody who has ever had a cat knows that I'm in a perilous place here - caught between the proverbial Scylla and Charybdis of a belly skritch and the possibility of having my hand, wrist, and arm mauled.
For the record, this did not end in bloodshed.
For the record, this did not end in bloodshed.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hanging out with my buddy, Marlowe. Anybody who has ever had a cat knows that I'm in a perilous place here - caught between the proverbial Scylla and Charybdis of a belly skritch and the possibility of having my hand, wrist, and arm mauled.
For the record, this did not end in bloodshed.
For the record, this did not end in bloodshed.
So they're NOT releasing the full unreacted Epstein files as mandated by Congress?!?! Imagine my surprise.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So they're NOT releasing the full unreacted Epstein files as mandated by Congress?!?! Imagine my surprise.
John McClane is preparing to toss Hans Gruber off of Nakatomi Tower. It's Christmastime!
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
John McClane is preparing to toss Hans Gruber off of Nakatomi Tower. It's Christmastime!
As a responsible adult, I left the house to attend a Board Meeting for an organization important to me tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think it was at Hogwarts.
I'm not sure, but I think it was at Hogwarts.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
As a responsible adult, I left the house to attend a Board Meeting for an organization important to me tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think it was at Hogwarts.
I'm not sure, but I think it was at Hogwarts.
Proactively/precognitively posting what I predict will be my jpg of the year for the coming year 2026.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Proactively/precognitively posting what I predict will be my jpg of the year for the coming year 2026.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Last year at the vet, I met a cute kitty named "Doctor Biscuits" whose owner asked if I would like to know in what area he earned his doctorate. I replied in the affirmative and she stated "Biscuitology, of course".
Of course.
Of course.
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Last year at the vet, I met a cute kitty named "Doctor Biscuits" whose owner asked if I would like to know in what area he earned his doctorate. I replied in the affirmative and she stated "Biscuitology, of course".
Of course.
Of course.
The two void cats in their default winter positions any time the heat is on.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The two void cats in their default winter positions any time the heat is on.
Hey, GPT. What would it look like if Beavis and The Grinch had a septuagenarian love child?
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey, GPT. What would it look like if Beavis and The Grinch had a septuagenarian love child?
Bet'cha didn't know squirrels made this sound…
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Bet'cha didn't know squirrels made this sound…
Plenty cold and snowy here, but no snow day.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Plenty cold and snowy here, but no snow day.
Shit got real at yesterday’s parade.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Shit got real at yesterday’s parade.
Zelda’s favorite spot in Wintertime.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Zelda’s favorite spot in Wintertime.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
It’s getting salty in NE Wisconsin.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s getting salty in NE Wisconsin.
Time to smoke some meat.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Time to smoke some meat.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Central Texas: “Keep Austin Weird”
NE Wisconsin: “Hold my beer. No, literally. Hold my beer.”
NE Wisconsin: “Hold my beer. No, literally. Hold my beer.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Central Texas: “Keep Austin Weird”
NE Wisconsin: “Hold my beer. No, literally. Hold my beer.”
NE Wisconsin: “Hold my beer. No, literally. Hold my beer.”
This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
One of my favorite Steve moments. Jobs both doesn’t take the bait here, and pivots quietly to the difference between Leadership and Management.
This should be required viewing for every Director-level leader.
This should be required viewing for every Director-level leader.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
One of my favorite Steve moments. Jobs both doesn’t take the bait here, and pivots quietly to the difference between Leadership and Management.
This should be required viewing for every Director-level leader.
This should be required viewing for every Director-level leader.