just signed a deal with Israel to sell them my crying baby seeking predator drones but someone was rude to me online today and my year is ruined, think I might take away Medicaid

While I may go to work every day at jobs I hate and will spend my entire life on the verge of bankruptcy, at least I don't do teenager blood experiments to find the secret of immortality or molest them on private islands or watch my dad make babies with my stepsister to create a "master race"

Even the guy who tracks his sons nighttime boners so he could learn how to be immortal? You're telling me that guy might be bad?

The "thanks Bank of America" is so on the nose, Kurt Vonnegut would've been told he's being too on the nose or lacking subtlety or nuance if he imagined it 45 years ago. It's so ludicrous, I'm aghast.

This specific variety always breaks quickly for me despite the fact I use them the same way I use any of them

I think I started crying at one point because I thought that could be it for the entire genre, if this piece of shit puts up numbers, a good movie may never be made again lol

To his credit, he did make the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my life

It was a fear tactic used to scare old white people, because in reality they always wanted one they controlled

Yeah, they used to say that