P.G. Wodelouse 💀
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
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Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
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In 1999, we took a taxi from our hotel in Amalfi to another in the heart of Napoli*. The driver stopped the car abruptly and stood on the side of the road to chain smoke half a pack in an existential panic when my stepdad told him the then price of cigs in the UK

*now THERE was a contrast
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vanjpes.bsky.social
'You, uh, you... don't *believe* in that sort of stuff, do you?'
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‘A collection of short stories, how interesting’

‘Yeah, they’re mainly ghost stories’

‘Oh’
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Reminded of one of the old classics
Tweet by ‘Fresh Oats’, 20 November 2017: “I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”. QTed by the same account with the words “Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"”
pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Is this from King Lear? Is that what it’s all about? Figures
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A friend asked if I was going to write anything besides horror/weird/existential sci fi and I looked at him incredulously and was like: ‘No. Why in the hell would I do that?!’
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Late sun failing beyond a wall, roses still judgemental
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lisel.bsky.social
Featuring a section for Halloween, my horror fiction collection, From the Dark Observatory, is perfect for spooky season 🎃 Available as an eBook (including Kindle Unlimited), paperback or hardback. More info in my bio 📚🩸 #booksky #Halloween #HorrorCommunity
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There’s on-screen alchemy, and then there’s Peter Lorre dovetailing with Vincent Price to deliciously wicked comedy effect in The Black Cat (Tales of Terror, Corman, 1962) 🔥🔥🔥
Vincent Price and Peter Lorre
pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Cor, yeah. Rach lived in Scaredale until she was five before her family somehow swapped council houses with a lad living in a really lovely village outside Wetherby
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Yep, that’s fair. Knottingley’s a bit rough, I’ll grant you that
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Our lass is from Cas. It’s certainly earthy but not that bad. Saying that, she: 1. Won’t let me speak or order at the bar on the extremely rare occasion we go 2. Panicked when I put on a tweed jacket to watch my first game of rugby league
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rickburin.bsky.social
Sorry to hear this, you meet some right weirdos online.
pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Well, that was mint

Pit and The Pendulum (Corman, 1961)
A man in search of his wife approaches a mist-covered castle atop a cliff Pricey bricking himself A deceptive woman is trapped inside an iron maiden, her eyes expressing incredulous terror The pendulum swings closer and closer to a stricken man bound to a stone table
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regretteruane.bsky.social
New bio, thank you Tripadvisor
Screenshot of a one star trip advisor review of an hotel which reads a potential death trap wrapped up in tired glitz
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Willie Whitelaw and W.A.S.P.
deargodwhatnow.bsky.social
What's the funniest examples of politicians and professed musical tastes - I know Gordon Brown said he was a fan of the Arctic Monkeys
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Fun reminder of the time Cameron was told he wasn't allowed to enjoy The Smiths (?). Presumably because he was too left wing for Morrissey