I've tried a few tentacles in my day 😁, and have 1 enduring favorite!

💖 Full revamped review now published!

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Lovense G-spotters, power compared...

Lapis rolls, 3 total motors. Our experience at 👀 phallophilereviews.com/lovense-lapi...

New from Hankey's Toys is a dil that's NOT HUGE (to left, below!),

An average-girth "small" size available in the main listing!

Their 75% soft silicone is awesome, but's been out of my 🍑's comfort zone till now...

My experience with it in both holes: phallophilereviews.com/hankeys-toys...

Lovense Lapis is a "strapless" app toy, which of course works best harnessed.

It's quite rumbly (I have a tip for making it rumblier, too), and

*stronger* than Lovense Lush due to Lapis' 3 motors.

Our full experience now published! phallophilereviews.com/lovense-lapi...

Well, Njoy took a dozen years to come out with a new product,

But when they did, it turned out the best FIRM (metal or glass) toy for me, ever. Just brilliant.

The new Njoy Disco dildo is quirky, and IMO tons better for vag vs. for anal.

Full review at: phallophilereviews.com/njoy-disco-r...

PalmPower Extreme revamp: this thing made me O in a minute flat!

Revised review for the new button control, detailed pros & cons vs. PalmPower petite aka Recharge! phallophilereviews.com/bms-palmpowe...

The ✨️Glimmers Le Wand's flexi-neck can be a pro *or* con, depending how hard u like ur pressure 🦪!

I'm in for soft & wide pressure, so it's fine for me.

Full pros & cons, pics & my experience —plus power rating— now at: phallophilereviews.com/le-wand-all-...

Toy-reviewer thruth: I have 2 pairs of "support shorts" for keeping V-g. wearables in place😄

Lovensr Vulse "thrusting egg vibe" was my latest test target (pic I snapped b4 walking with it in!)

It was going pretty well until I hit a curb... Full story at: phallophilereviews.com/lovense-vuls...

Automatic clit pulsing toys r on 🔥 right now! These are my two favorites compared:

List of advantages for each, & my 1 deciding factor for the teal Ovation Acclaim now up! phallophilereviews.com/ovation-accl...

Bright spots of ALL THE VIBES I tested this year!!!

Check out my 2023 best-of right now. Honest recap & personal favorites explained 😀 🥳💥

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"Gyro-quake," indeed. These new pulsating dildos—powered by a rotating core—feel more impactful versus earlier pulsating toys (like Fun Factory's Stronic line).

The Impressions NY gyroquake by Blush is a semi-realistic with a firmly focused ridge.

Pros&cons: phallophilereviews.com/impressions-...

Mmmm Unihorn test sessions…
I thought I liked the pale rose one more, then I decided the lilac one was great too…

💛 Unihorn is still the most impressive to me!

The 5 unicorn vibes r not joke toys, their automatic clit-touching motion and vibration rock!

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I started playing with the Unihorn vibrators like action figures yesterday, LOL,

as I was revising my review for the new purple 💜🦄 clit-pulsator.

All 5 have a different automatic motion! Cute
AF but brilliantly effective, too. phallophilereviews.com/unihorn-vibr...