phantlers
@phantlers.bsky.social
Cover foto is at Bom Jardim, a quilombo near Santarém in northern Brasil. Too old now but I've played on that pitch in a tournament in 1992, that's how it looked in 2020. Profile pic taken in 1988.
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If the professional simpleton Oakeshott is commenting it probably never happened.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If the professional simpleton Oakeshott is commenting it probably never happened.
The only US political news of any interest to anyone outside that blighted country is that of the death of your current President.
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The only US political news of any interest to anyone outside that blighted country is that of the death of your current President.
Name tagging is just so lame. This is not 1976.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Name tagging is just so lame. This is not 1976.
I wondered what that was he's wearing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I wondered what that was he's wearing.
Is he having a stroke live on TV?
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is he having a stroke live on TV?
Entertainment provided by Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Entertainment provided by Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris.
Reform is not a political party. It is a limited company and Farridge is its CEO.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reform is not a political party. It is a limited company and Farridge is its CEO.
... a criminal offence under the Companies Act.
That's a badge of honour.
That's a badge of honour.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
... a criminal offence under the Companies Act.
That's a badge of honour.
That's a badge of honour.
This seems like an age ago now, but we may have finally turned that corner.
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This seems like an age ago now, but we may have finally turned that corner.
Falta de graça, falta de inteligência, falta de senso, falta de honestidade, falta do cabelo, falta falta falta demais.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Falta de graça, falta de inteligência, falta de senso, falta de honestidade, falta do cabelo, falta falta falta demais.
And not just any old water. The very best. Everyone says so. "Donald" they say, "How do you do it?"
"Nobody does water like this, not even Moses or Noah." And let me tell you, those guys know a thing or two about water.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
"Nobody does water like this, not even Moses or Noah." And let me tell you, those guys know a thing or two about water.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And not just any old water. The very best. Everyone says so. "Donald" they say, "How do you do it?"
"Nobody does water like this, not even Moses or Noah." And let me tell you, those guys know a thing or two about water.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
"Nobody does water like this, not even Moses or Noah." And let me tell you, those guys know a thing or two about water.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Robert Jenrick eat your heart out.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Robert Jenrick eat your heart out.
Or maybe serving time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Or maybe serving time.
Language normalised by comments directed at Trump and his acolytes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Language normalised by comments directed at Trump and his acolytes.
His greatest success is diverting attention to his own grift..He is not to be taken seriously, there are more important issues in play.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
His greatest success is diverting attention to his own grift..He is not to be taken seriously, there are more important issues in play.
Anything that pushes against the trend for bigger and bulkier motor vehicles is fine by me. Britain is geographically a small country with excellent roads and the longest journey can be completed in less than a day. Pedestrians and cyclists should now be prioritised as is already the case in Wales.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Anything that pushes against the trend for bigger and bulkier motor vehicles is fine by me. Britain is geographically a small country with excellent roads and the longest journey can be completed in less than a day. Pedestrians and cyclists should now be prioritised as is already the case in Wales.
Higher archy, how cute.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Higher archy, how cute.
Spain despises them.
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Spain despises them.
An otherwise normal life.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
An otherwise normal life.
"HOTTEST"
The filthy pervert.
The filthy pervert.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"HOTTEST"
The filthy pervert.
The filthy pervert.
It must be hard work being that stupid all the time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It must be hard work being that stupid all the time.
Most British people hold great affection for the United States and its people but despise cretins like Homan and the fascist Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Most British people hold great affection for the United States and its people but despise cretins like Homan and the fascist Trump.
That's an early draft that Cliff Richard dropped from the song.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
That's an early draft that Cliff Richard dropped from the song.
As Cliff Richard once said, It's so funny.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As Cliff Richard once said, It's so funny.