I feel like Ridley Scott did Terence Malick dirty by stealing his patented earthy protagonist 'hands through wheat' trope, but it's all good b/c Gladiator was trash. Thy proto mumblecore legacy is safe, Malick

Finally a fundamental truth we can all believe in

Honestly? The coin op Robotron 2084 from like '82. Maybe dial the difficuly down a notch

His burger was especially prepared with roadkill he found out back the McDonald’s. Just walked on up to the counter and confidently rasped his desire to have them swap out the pink slime with roadkill. The mortified staff reluctantly agreed, a mix of terror and revulsion in their eyes

Probably. Remember: tho the flatulant fore trumpets heralding God Emperor Trump's glorious return to fulfill God's plan to annihilate the US from inside have been blaring, he's not in office yet. You will have to wait for DAY ONE for all the imaginary threats to be vanquished by his tiny orange fist

Ooh sick burn brah