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PhantoMantis
@phantomantis.bsky.social
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I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · Jun 25
Aliens are not Cryptids, but Cryptids can be Aliens.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 18h
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 19h
Good catch!
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 20h
"I shoulda chased my dreams, instead of chasing kids in dreams."
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 21h
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a man is playing a guitar in front of a blackboard
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 22h
Freddy's Nightmares is back on Tubi for all your Spooky Season needs.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 22h
What's a great movie image that is ingrained in your head?
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 23h
Jumped the sharkticon! I like that.
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 23h
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a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a sign that says " sick "
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
There's an answer with some thought.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
I told him.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite Transformers were the wacky ones, like Hun-Gurrr.

Oh, Optimus Prime transforms into a truck, that's cute. My boy Hun-Gurrr turns into a fucking two-headed Dragon.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
I have a feeling the soundtrack will be the best thing about Tron: Ares. It's like Disney made a long ass music video to accompany a new NIN album.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
I learned about it from the commentary track on The X-Files movie.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
I think they have an arbitrary rule that one "fuck" is allowed in PG-13, after that its an automatic R no matter the rest of the content.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, to me it's mostly a non issue. Others are being babies about it. The MPAA these days care more about nudity and swearing than violence.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d
People are complaining that Predator: Badlands is PG-13? Do they realize it's all CGI monsters getting slaughtered, not humans? The MPAA only cares about human blood, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d
Imma get Tony Tiger headphones.
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Buy 3 boxes, get a pair on us! Get groovin’ to your favorite tunes with Tony the Tiger®, Toucan Sam™, Mini or Apple.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d
www.neonsplatter.com/daily-beasts...
Top 25 Horror Movies of 1995: Number 21—LEPRECHAUN 3 — Neon Splatter
Director Brian Trenchard-Smith brings the ruckus with this uproarious bit of pop horror sequel.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d
If you send AI generated video of someone deceased to their loved ones you deserve a savage beating.
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 2d
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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💀 Spooky Jelly skeletons send shivers down your spine 💀 @jellyfoot.bsky.social · 2d
a flyer that says HAVE YOU SEEN BAT BOY
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d
When people have to remind you that Ed and Lorraine Warren were bad people.

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Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife
NEW ORLEANS—Explaining that casually dropping the little-known fact into conversations “never gets old,” local man Derek Matheson told reporters Monday he always gets a bit of a rush from informing ot...
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d
🎶Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker now🎶
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 2d
Frame #7062 from E44 Band Contest
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Chicken Dynasty @chickendynasty.bsky.social · 3d
This is canon.
Screencap from "Scooby-Doo and the Gourmet Ghost" - the Scooby gang is standing outside The Mystery Machine; Fred is off at one side with Bobby Flay and says, "Gang, this is my uncle," Close-up of Bobby Flay as Fred's dialogue continues: "Bobby Flay."
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 3d
I didn't spot this until a couple years ago and now it's the best scene in the entire movie.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 3d
The guy that made Alien and Blade Runner gets a lifetime pass as far as I'm concerned. He can be an arrogant bastard all he wants.
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