Yeah I love mine. Plenty to say about Analogue as a company but they aren't as transparently ghoulish as this shit.

Whilst it IS shit it does help you empathise with retail staff during busy periods. It's a shit enough experience to begin with, the least you can do from the shared experience is show them understanding. Goes a long way.

We were but young whelps Meghan, perfection is unreasonable to expect.

Dirt is at least a consistent word for that behaviour, jeezo.

Possession is nine tenths of the law indeed.

The one that always comes to mind for me is the junkie digging in his wallet for change and accidentally dropping a packet of charlie on the till, then immediately trying to contest that we owed him a fiver. Great stuff.

Denzel and Thea as a joint force of mischief is my new favourite thing.

This is the version I played in Primary School!