phantomqueen.bsky.social
Michael
@phantomqueen.bsky.social
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That gay guy that loves books music and way too much podcast 18+ no minors
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 10h
Anytime I see Microsoft Excel
I think of this queen... some say she's still waiting for him to text her back!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
Oh no, so sorry, nothing sucks more than bad news

Whatever happens, I hope it gets better for you🧡
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
Taylor fans are just ready to fight. i'm like, cool, okay

it's weird enough to say, I'm an adult, so I don't for that

Taylor or adele are not paying my bills.....
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
Honestly, this is me these days
Oh, "oh look another glorious morning,"

Where's another caterfic asteroid! When you need one!!!
A deadly volcano eruption!!!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
You're assuming they have one!!
I'm pretty sure almost every politician doesn't have a soul
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
You've been watching pokemon on 123movies, haven't you!!!!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
So when can I get a session with them as well!!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 11h
That really is a fugly photo of him
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Mischief @mischiefyeen.bsky.social · 17h
Paint me like one of your French Yeens
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 12h
Why are you looking at me like that chile!!

only man who want to fuck me makes that face🤣🤣🤣 It's okay
I know

i'm so gorgeous Everybody just wants my muffins🍑😩🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥👇🏾🤣
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 1d
Squirtle?? baby, that's mega charazar x!! Motherfucking mega charazar x please have a good day!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god, show off. We know your body's tea!!!! Werk!!.........

My body's the big cauldron, tho
Big and clunky!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 1d
Yes, taylor, go, girl, give us nothing. Even though I spend 1k On seats,

Walk back and forth on stage, with no rhythm, sis!!!,

Na na na nah nah nah, and now we got bad blood,
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 1d
Wait, it's raining where you're at to?????? We're also having a rainy day here in illinois
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly, Taylor's Swift is a 35 year old white minor!!!!!!.......... I'm going to have a BF!!!!!!!

If people keep being mean to her
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
That's so strange.I was just telling someone I was listening to gospel music👇🏾
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, I had a dream. I was big being chased by 6'4 killer........

And I was like, wait a minute, why the fuck am I running!!!

I'm nobody's bitch and then I found an axe and chopped them up!!!!!!!!!! Final girl style!🪓
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Samzilla (he/they) @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 2d
I had a dream last night that I was at a restaurant where Lucille Ball was my waitress. A gangster than brought over a dead body and placed it on my table. Lucille Ball saw the body and was angry someone was trying to frame me. Hedy Lamarr was also a waitress in this dream.
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
Wow, I guess i'm attracted to an elf 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
Come back!!!! Love 🖤🖤🖤
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
I heard Gaga, someone mentioned, "Mother
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
My mother made sure she played this album!!!!!!!!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
Candlelight, you know what that means................we are Summoning the dark lord!!
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
I'm pretty sure that guy in the video is Texas bull

And that's just cutlerx Studio, and no, him
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
"Describe your Bluesky account in one image. "........🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

threads is just more interactive
It's a ghost town around here
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Michael @phantomqueen.bsky.social · 2d
Listen, I know I live in the middle of nowhere. Illinois a bunch of cornfields

Just in case i'm gonna start carrying around a bull whip

If you hear a black queer, beat up and ice officer with a whip

Yeah, I did it. I'll do it again!!!!
I refuse to live in fear and see others get hurt!!
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