Phat Hobbit
@phat-hobbit.bsky.social
CISO Inversion6.com, CTO Octopi Managed Services, CyberEd Board Member, Gartner Peer, Defcon SOC Goon, Amateur Dentist & Infosec Fashionista - opinions expressed are my own.
No more free rides. If you want this kind of security you now will have to pay for this kind of security. This is hugely awkward. It seems the Government would like business more secure but not at the expense of the cyber security industry's profits.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
No more free rides. If you want this kind of security you now will have to pay for this kind of security. This is hugely awkward. It seems the Government would like business more secure but not at the expense of the cyber security industry's profits.
New Vacancy. Now accepting resumes.
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New Vacancy. Now accepting resumes.
At least I have coffee.
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
At least I have coffee.
Kind of says it all.
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Kind of says it all.
I think since day one the whole mess has been a con job. I think America will go to war (possibly with the talking animals of Madagasgar) to prevent a mid-term election.
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think since day one the whole mess has been a con job. I think America will go to war (possibly with the talking animals of Madagasgar) to prevent a mid-term election.
I thought they were announcing a round up of republican congress members and members of the cabinet. Guess I got that wrong.
September 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I thought they were announcing a round up of republican congress members and members of the cabinet. Guess I got that wrong.
"That will be all."
June 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"That will be all."
Reports that one of the F18s supporting the Iranian attack was shot down, with the pilot stealing an Iranian F14 and flying back to the ship, are not substantiated at this time.
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reports that one of the F18s supporting the Iranian attack was shot down, with the pilot stealing an Iranian F14 and flying back to the ship, are not substantiated at this time.
A good news story for you this Monday:
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A good news story for you this Monday:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness. Please don’t shit on the walls.
June 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness. Please don’t shit on the walls.
When edgy cybersecurity marketing just get’s gross. I could not bring myself to pee on your brand.
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When edgy cybersecurity marketing just get’s gross. I could not bring myself to pee on your brand.
There I was quietly enjoying my pint and all of a sudden this arrives in the email inbox. Well done @theonion.com beer out nose.
May 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There I was quietly enjoying my pint and all of a sudden this arrives in the email inbox. Well done @theonion.com beer out nose.
As per my presentations of the last couple of months @wired.com drops a big update to this story:
www.wired.com/story/north-...
I think there willl be more including malware in the supply chain and theft of intelectual property for the purposes of reverse engineering and zero day development.
www.wired.com/story/north-...
I think there willl be more including malware in the supply chain and theft of intelectual property for the purposes of reverse engineering and zero day development.
May 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
As per my presentations of the last couple of months @wired.com drops a big update to this story:
www.wired.com/story/north-...
I think there willl be more including malware in the supply chain and theft of intelectual property for the purposes of reverse engineering and zero day development.
www.wired.com/story/north-...
I think there willl be more including malware in the supply chain and theft of intelectual property for the purposes of reverse engineering and zero day development.
The irony of my time line is not lost on me.
May 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The irony of my time line is not lost on me.
It’s all in the prep work.
BBQ All The Things!
BBQ All The Things!
May 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s all in the prep work.
BBQ All The Things!
BBQ All The Things!
Stuff falling from space worse mate. "Duck and Cover!"
May 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Stuff falling from space worse mate. "Duck and Cover!"