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So I sneaked out to buy my girlfriend dinner, only to bump into her at the restaurant.
Turns out she also sneaked out to buy me dinner. Lol, the giggles and holding hands while walking back home only to find out we bought the same meal.

This girl sha 😂❤️
February 5, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Breaking news: Donald Trump won the Iowa Republican caucuses resoundingly, with Florida governor Ron DeSantis finishing second with just over 20% and slightly beating Nikki Haley on.ft.com/3vII2ui
January 16, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Banks will have 5 counters with only 2 tellers working, a lady with a cràzy att!tude and a guy who keeps appearing and disappearing 🙄
January 15, 2024 at 6:55 AM
"You will be needed when you have what's needed. Don't confuse that for love!!! It's demand and supply" - Erigga
January 10, 2024 at 7:24 AM
"Tribe of Judah" is a movie produced by Funke Akindele.

The movie got diverse reviews, with some prominent people like @peter obi, @atiku abubakar and @sanwo olu commending the performances while others like @Danile regha condemned the pacing and execution of the storyline.
January 8, 2024 at 8:38 AM
"Drug dealers know more about running a business than 95% of college professors.”

- Elon musk
January 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Hear me out 😂
January 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Once you start liking a Nigerian babe, You’re already owing her money
January 7, 2024 at 3:23 PM
From shame to showers of blessing: Meet Abiola Adebisi, the husband of the trending Nigerian lady, widely known as ‘Debbie.’
Debbie gained viral attention when she shared on X that she began waking up at 4.50 am to cook for her husband, sparking both praise and criticism.
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January 7, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Man jailed for mansla¥ghter after a woman died during ‘intense exercise’ in his house.
January 7, 2024 at 7:51 AM
COCONUT MILK and COCONUT OIL

It is so charming to realize that you can produce your coconut milk and oil at home.

I produced mine.

Here is how I did it:

1- Crack open coconut fruit
2- Drain its water into a cup
3- Scoop out the white flesh
4- Grate the white flesh
January 7, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Being desperate and needy feels uncomfortable to women.
January 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
We wey no go receive valentine gift don know ourselves 😹
January 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Na MONEY be man makeup

If u like go dey do pink lips
January 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Never call a woman out on her lies, as she will only get better at hiding the truth from you.

Just be aware of them and act accordingly.
January 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM