Phender, The Political Science Duck
@phender.bsky.social
Forklift certified political scientist. Video gamer (mostly), bad writer (always), and sometimes I cook things and will definitely brag about them (always).
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Or,
Watchmen
Or,
Watchmen
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Or,
Watchmen
Or,
Watchmen
I can't believe a supposed SOCIALIST owns a desk. Pfft.
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I can't believe a supposed SOCIALIST owns a desk. Pfft.
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
He is way better at this than Obama was and for that I am happy
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
He is way better at this than Obama was and for that I am happy
How dare she have
*Checks notes*
Nice boots?
*Squinting*
Yes, how dare she.
*Checks notes*
Nice boots?
*Squinting*
Yes, how dare she.
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
How dare she have
*Checks notes*
Nice boots?
*Squinting*
Yes, how dare she.
*Checks notes*
Nice boots?
*Squinting*
Yes, how dare she.
Learning how to properly season my food.
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Learning how to properly season my food.
This is the first time I'm hearing that diseases require consent before infecting you.
Revolutionary medical knowledge.
Revolutionary medical knowledge.
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is the first time I'm hearing that diseases require consent before infecting you.
Revolutionary medical knowledge.
Revolutionary medical knowledge.
Excuse me but are you a Shepard?
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Excuse me but are you a Shepard?
I would only do it if I could incorporate a 9/11 joke into it
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I would only do it if I could incorporate a 9/11 joke into it
Like no shit they aren't going to let some random asshole with a shirt mic and a camera into their daycare so they can "check on the kids".
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Like no shit they aren't going to let some random asshole with a shirt mic and a camera into their daycare so they can "check on the kids".
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
When he knew his name would be redacted out of everything, he was fine with it.
Now that he knows his name will be all over those files he doesn't want it.
Now that he knows his name will be all over those files he doesn't want it.
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When he knew his name would be redacted out of everything, he was fine with it.
Now that he knows his name will be all over those files he doesn't want it.
Now that he knows his name will be all over those files he doesn't want it.
Dril is actually a prophet
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Dril is actually a prophet
But he's the Peace President! Or something. FIFA gave him a Peace Prize and everything.
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
But he's the Peace President! Or something. FIFA gave him a Peace Prize and everything.
Things I wish my modern car did not have: keyless start, the auto-turn off thing, a key fob that has buttons that are so hard to push, a stereo system that defaults to the radio whenever i unplug my phone from android auto, touch screen climate controls, and finally, "sport mode".
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Things I wish my modern car did not have: keyless start, the auto-turn off thing, a key fob that has buttons that are so hard to push, a stereo system that defaults to the radio whenever i unplug my phone from android auto, touch screen climate controls, and finally, "sport mode".
This is the same MFer who was angry that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is the same MFer who was angry that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
She's a piece of shit loser but she didn't actually say this and I personally think it's bad to share misinformation.
She had said plenty of deplorable things besides this
She had said plenty of deplorable things besides this
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
She's a piece of shit loser but she didn't actually say this and I personally think it's bad to share misinformation.
She had said plenty of deplorable things besides this
She had said plenty of deplorable things besides this
He is such a psychopath
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He is such a psychopath
Idk man.
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Idk man.
You're only truly fancy if you pronounce shallot a certain way.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You're only truly fancy if you pronounce shallot a certain way.
His best friend hanged himself while in prison.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
His best friend hanged himself while in prison.
God bless this administration's stupidity.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
God bless this administration's stupidity.