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Phil
@phil0stine.bsky.social
Just here for the tomfoolery. 🦘
“Oh arguments?
That’s 12a, next door.” 🤙
#mentalhealthmatters
#Baggers
In your corner.
Wouldn’t have checked if you saw the first three overs.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bought the F650 brand new, clocked 65k kms, sold it as it was parked between the two cars and the kids school bags were marking the paint work.
How anal am I?
Tried to track it back down but it’s been resold interstate and I can’t trace the rego.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
21 years old and played the game. Got to give him credit for that.
Feeney loved the concept of a “Grand Final” yesterday.
Tears today. Swings and roundabouts and all. 🤷‍♀️
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When I used to ride the bike to work, anything in double Celsius degree figures was not a problem. Under 5°C and the chill seeped in after 20 minutes.
If it was wet though, the Beemer would stay in the shed and I’d wouse it out in the car. #softcock 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Now for me now.
Built my character when I was young and a bit harder.
Mind you we might jag a frost in this suburb maybe once every third year. 🤷‍♀️
Soft as fuck now and not that fussed. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
That looks way too cold for me.
I’d still be in bed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Doesn’t need to be a long day. Sometimes I reckon I could live in a bed permanently, especially when it’s cold and wet outside.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We call that “crop dusting” here. It best done in busy places like a pub or down the aisle of a supermarket.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What do you call a dog with Wings?
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“It’s a long way to the top”
AC/DC
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Was at a 10 year olds afternoon birthday party when the cops arrived after a neighbour’s noise complaint. After posing for a photo with all of the kids they left with sirens blaring.
That was a great day. 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Remember playing with mercury as a child. The heat from your fingers would expand one side and it would roll away from you.
Something like kids of today would never experience. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’d throw the key away.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A bit like the heart of the bowling attack.
Soz.
Just got to get one in while I can.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Someone must be be willing to pay for it. Supply and demand and all.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Reckon you’ve got the boozy lunches and batting parts spot on. 😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’d easily pay that for a kilo of prime cut. But for then saw the weight. 🤷‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM