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Brian Coulter

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You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of Twitter’s death fuels my mornings.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · Feb 12

AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 5h

My bagel place has pulled off the rare feat of moving to a bigger building in their strip mall, raising the price on my go-to sandwich, BUT delivering remarkably better quality.

Shoutout Moore Bagels in Marlton, NJ for going against conventional methods in this day and age.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe Gannon is viewed differently if he spends SB57 preparing a defense instead of tanking it so badly the Eagles rushed Fangio in to salvage what they could. I don’t know, I didn’t get caught red-handed by the NFL so badly that the punishment came in a league-forced draft day trade.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 22h

Weird guy. Just an old fashioned Weird Guy. Everything is awkward. Doesn’t really earn respect, but people have to respect the job title. The kind of weird guy to spend ten minutes telling you why this $.50 raise is actually a good thing.

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Schefter: HC Jonathan Gannon fined $100,000 for sideline altercation with Emari Demercado.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

The Castellanos quote will likely slide through generally without scrutiny, there’s so many other things going on to talk about, but using the atmosphere at the stadium as a negative is heartbreaking.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Step 1: Get hired as NFL Coach

Step 2: Have terrible introductory press conference

Step 3: Win a lot

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Lot of similarities between runs to the championship to start it.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Not the current Sixers or the Andy Reid Eagles, this run of Phillies baseball is reminiscent of the early 2010s Flyers

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Ticket sales will be the justification as why they’ll keep him and not sign Realmuto.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

You can figure on so many guys that will be traded, released, or not signed after the year with an NLDS loss, that it’s pretty remarkable how little they seem to care or know that.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I’m Alec Bohm, I swing at a 2-0 pitch at my cleats, I’m soooooo mysterious

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

That man was born to pitch in Cleveland

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Sanchez-Luzardo-Wheeler in May next year? Smells like another 90+ wins

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll be honest, the at bat after that didn’t matter to me. Just floored by the decision.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I get it, falling in and out of love with us. Great job, nerd.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

Castellanos breaking out an Alicia Keys song in the playoffs, what a wild and inappropriate decision.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

We used to surge through the anxiousness, though. Getting to the World Series and NLCS in 22/23 didn’t come easy at home.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

My Phillies take is that if tonight’s crowd resembles on TV what I saw in person on Saturday, I might wander into traffic.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 5d

Phillies introducing a 9-9-9 option at the concession stands tomorrow is diabolical.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

MVP of the night was clearly Tom McCarthy. Saw him twice around the concourse with a mob around him, just signing autographs and taking pictures with everyone.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Garrett Stubbs with two hits. He was born to play in games that don’t count.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Bryce Harper went deep to dead center. Of course he does in this.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Luzardo gives up two hits and a walk through three innings of work.

……..with 9 strikeouts.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

I’m having way too much fun over this.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Fans at CBP the entire time

a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat

ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Lmaooooooo what an absurd idea. I love it