Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
Grumpy Fucker.
Sometimes here, sometimes not.
I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.
#AVFC #ThinkBike
Sometimes here, sometimes not.
I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.
#AVFC #ThinkBike
Nothing worse than tangled chakras.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nothing worse than tangled chakras.
And you’re absolutely right. Everything dies. It’s an utterly pointless existence, and pretending to enjoy Christmas is just denying our inevitable slide into the abyss of loneliness and despair.
Cheers!
Cheers!
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November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And you’re absolutely right. Everything dies. It’s an utterly pointless existence, and pretending to enjoy Christmas is just denying our inevitable slide into the abyss of loneliness and despair.
Cheers!
Cheers!
I saved a version to my phone.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I saved a version to my phone.
To be fair, the slim ones tend to be a bit pricier, but £125 is still taking the piss
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
To be fair, the slim ones tend to be a bit pricier, but £125 is still taking the piss
Would you like me to send you a picture of ours when we get it
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Would you like me to send you a picture of ours when we get it
That’s ridiculous. The local scout troop here sells excellent real 6ft ones for £50 and I thought that was a bit much.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That’s ridiculous. The local scout troop here sells excellent real 6ft ones for £50 and I thought that was a bit much.
Please note that I have made a huge personal sacrifice by not editing your post to show just the second sentence and then making a vulgar comment.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Please note that I have made a huge personal sacrifice by not editing your post to show just the second sentence and then making a vulgar comment.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Yep, about 2am or something
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yep, about 2am or something
Ah, ok. Top tier pettiness.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ah, ok. Top tier pettiness.
I remember that one. Our airing cupboard was behind a door in the bedroom. The hot water tank was rattling so much that I thought the house was falling down!
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I remember that one. Our airing cupboard was behind a door in the bedroom. The hot water tank was rattling so much that I thought the house was falling down!
It appears that I have completely misunderstood what a cock ring is.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It appears that I have completely misunderstood what a cock ring is.
I don’t use Vinted, but is that saying you declined an offer of £50 so he came back with £30??
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t use Vinted, but is that saying you declined an offer of £50 so he came back with £30??
There was talk of a Brazilian, but it seemed rude to ask.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There was talk of a Brazilian, but it seemed rude to ask.
Well that’s earned you a block, you fucking cretin.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well that’s earned you a block, you fucking cretin.
I know. I nearly turned round and drove home when I found out.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I know. I nearly turned round and drove home when I found out.
A shit stain of a man. I wish him nothing but suffering for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A shit stain of a man. I wish him nothing but suffering for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
No one said it would be easy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No one said it would be easy.
Hopefully sets a precedent.
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hopefully sets a precedent.