PhilDerp
@philderp.bsky.social
Procrastinating Grunt Worker who attempts to draw, write, take pictures, and unleash puns and cheesy jokes.
My Comments, reposts, and posts can sometimes be NSFW.
M/1982Baby/Bacon Addict/Who Reads these?
My Comments, reposts, and posts can sometimes be NSFW.
M/1982Baby/Bacon Addict/Who Reads these?
Mostly writing. WAY TOO many ideas in my head.
Then a few sketches here and there.
Then a few sketches here and there.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Mostly writing. WAY TOO many ideas in my head.
Then a few sketches here and there.
Then a few sketches here and there.
Ashala & Biku: A good pair of walking/traveling boots. They walk everywhere.
Cara: Sandals of any kind.
Cara: Sandals of any kind.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Ashala & Biku: A good pair of walking/traveling boots. They walk everywhere.
Cara: Sandals of any kind.
Cara: Sandals of any kind.
Ashala: Seeing how Messed up her past is, good luck getting her to talk about it.
Biku: Anything about himself. Expect lots of Sarcasm if you ask.
Cara: Her Grandfather.
Biku: Anything about himself. Expect lots of Sarcasm if you ask.
Cara: Her Grandfather.
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Ashala: Seeing how Messed up her past is, good luck getting her to talk about it.
Biku: Anything about himself. Expect lots of Sarcasm if you ask.
Cara: Her Grandfather.
Biku: Anything about himself. Expect lots of Sarcasm if you ask.
Cara: Her Grandfather.
Ashala - Highly doubt it. She's a loose cannon.
Cara - Absolutely. She is friendly with everyone.
Biku - As long as I didn't get in his way, sure.
Cara - Absolutely. She is friendly with everyone.
Biku - As long as I didn't get in his way, sure.
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ashala - Highly doubt it. She's a loose cannon.
Cara - Absolutely. She is friendly with everyone.
Biku - As long as I didn't get in his way, sure.
Cara - Absolutely. She is friendly with everyone.
Biku - As long as I didn't get in his way, sure.
Ashala - Originally Blue, turned Grey due to events in the story. Glare golden yellow when using large amounts of Magic, or when the Other Speaks.
Cara - Dark Green
Cara - Dark Green
December 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ashala - Originally Blue, turned Grey due to events in the story. Glare golden yellow when using large amounts of Magic, or when the Other Speaks.
Cara - Dark Green
Cara - Dark Green
Did this sketch for a Holiday Card piece.
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did this sketch for a Holiday Card piece.
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Festivus Whateveryoucelebrateacus!
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Festivus Whateveryoucelebrateacus!
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
The Other - Billions - Exact Age Unknown
Meiko - She doesn't keep track anymore. Well over a Million.
Biku - A bit over 250,000 years.
Ashala - A bit over 50,000 years.
Cara - 23 Years old.
Meiko - She doesn't keep track anymore. Well over a Million.
Biku - A bit over 250,000 years.
Ashala - A bit over 50,000 years.
Cara - 23 Years old.
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Other - Billions - Exact Age Unknown
Meiko - She doesn't keep track anymore. Well over a Million.
Biku - A bit over 250,000 years.
Ashala - A bit over 50,000 years.
Cara - 23 Years old.
Meiko - She doesn't keep track anymore. Well over a Million.
Biku - A bit over 250,000 years.
Ashala - A bit over 50,000 years.
Cara - 23 Years old.
Cara: Art and Design
Ashala: Archery
Biku: Swordsmanship
Ashala: Archery
Biku: Swordsmanship
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cara: Art and Design
Ashala: Archery
Biku: Swordsmanship
Ashala: Archery
Biku: Swordsmanship
That she will have to kill, hurt, and destroy people to maintain her freedom.
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That she will have to kill, hurt, and destroy people to maintain her freedom.
Then comes the new *ahem* fun with drawing the hand.
Everything goes great, except one finger that for the love of everything, won't come out correct.
Welcome to the new curse!
*Hands over membership jacket.*
Everything goes great, except one finger that for the love of everything, won't come out correct.
Welcome to the new curse!
*Hands over membership jacket.*
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Then comes the new *ahem* fun with drawing the hand.
Everything goes great, except one finger that for the love of everything, won't come out correct.
Welcome to the new curse!
*Hands over membership jacket.*
Everything goes great, except one finger that for the love of everything, won't come out correct.
Welcome to the new curse!
*Hands over membership jacket.*
I have quite a few OC's I do things with....
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
September 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I have quite a few OC's I do things with....
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Derp Turtle approves!
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Derp Turtle approves!