Philemon Vanderbeck
@philemonv.bsky.social
I use my sixth sense to create the illusion I possess the other five.
Listen
There's another national anthem playing
Not the one you cheer at the ballpark
Where's my prize?
It's the other national anthem
Saying, if you want to hear
It says, "bullshit"
It says. "never"
It says, "sorry"
Loud and clear
It says, "listen
To the tune that keeps sounding
In the distance
There's another national anthem playing
Not the one you cheer at the ballpark
Where's my prize?
It's the other national anthem
Saying, if you want to hear
It says, "bullshit"
It says. "never"
It says, "sorry"
Loud and clear
It says, "listen
To the tune that keeps sounding
In the distance
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Listen
There's another national anthem playing
Not the one you cheer at the ballpark
Where's my prize?
It's the other national anthem
Saying, if you want to hear
It says, "bullshit"
It says. "never"
It says, "sorry"
Loud and clear
It says, "listen
To the tune that keeps sounding
In the distance
There's another national anthem playing
Not the one you cheer at the ballpark
Where's my prize?
It's the other national anthem
Saying, if you want to hear
It says, "bullshit"
It says. "never"
It says, "sorry"
Loud and clear
It says, "listen
To the tune that keeps sounding
In the distance
I had a nightmare wherein Trump had died, but the administration secretly replaced him with a double so that he continues serving as a "useful idiot" forever.
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I had a nightmare wherein Trump had died, but the administration secretly replaced him with a double so that he continues serving as a "useful idiot" forever.
Just in time for Moovember, I placed my magnum opus on a countdown deal at Amazon Kindle. Here's your chance to pick it up for a low price.
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November 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Just in time for Moovember, I placed my magnum opus on a countdown deal at Amazon Kindle. Here's your chance to pick it up for a low price.
amzn.eu/d/3TJ9tyb
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October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My car has made it safely across the country, over the ocean, and finally up to where I am, and has been appropriately modified so I can drive it legally.
September 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My car has made it safely across the country, over the ocean, and finally up to where I am, and has been appropriately modified so I can drive it legally.
