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Phil
@philfenners.bsky.social
· Nov 22
A little about me:
🔴 British
🔴 PS5/Switch/Steam Deck gamer
🔴 Pickup truck enthusiast
🔴 Country music listener
🔴 Former soldier
🔴 Former car salesman
🔴 Frequent USA visitor
🔴 British
🔴 PS5/Switch/Steam Deck gamer
🔴 Pickup truck enthusiast
🔴 Country music listener
🔴 Former soldier
🔴 Former car salesman
🔴 Frequent USA visitor
Went on a call with the owner where she described covid as the hardest time of her life. Yeah I'm sure it was terrible in your Dubai penthouse
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Went on a call with the owner where she described covid as the hardest time of her life. Yeah I'm sure it was terrible in your Dubai penthouse
You can always tell if someone's pissed on the seat of the office toilet as it's the only time they'll put the seat down.
April 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can always tell if someone's pissed on the seat of the office toilet as it's the only time they'll put the seat down.
The amount of grey hair I have in my 30s with 3 daughters will beg to differ.
March 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The amount of grey hair I have in my 30s with 3 daughters will beg to differ.
You have to respect Leonardo DiCaprio for refusing to wear the glasses he clearly needs for his whole career.
March 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You have to respect Leonardo DiCaprio for refusing to wear the glasses he clearly needs for his whole career.
There's no one in the world more pretentious than car detailers. "Touchless wash" it's a fucking pressure washer.
March 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There's no one in the world more pretentious than car detailers. "Touchless wash" it's a fucking pressure washer.
There's a subset of celebrities that I like to refer to as "Channel 4 famous" because if you don't watch Channel 4 then you'll have no clue who they are. Members include Noel Fielding and Joe Wilkinson.
March 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There's a subset of celebrities that I like to refer to as "Channel 4 famous" because if you don't watch Channel 4 then you'll have no clue who they are. Members include Noel Fielding and Joe Wilkinson.
Now we're in spring we can count up all the pensioners who died from Labour changing the winter fuel allowance. What's that? There were no more than any other year?
How about that?
How about that?
March 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Now we're in spring we can count up all the pensioners who died from Labour changing the winter fuel allowance. What's that? There were no more than any other year?
How about that?
How about that?
I didn't know until a few days ago that court martial results are public record and the sentencings are wild. Absent without leave? 8 months in jail. Possessing and making indecent images of children? Not a single day behind bars.
March 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I didn't know until a few days ago that court martial results are public record and the sentencings are wild. Absent without leave? 8 months in jail. Possessing and making indecent images of children? Not a single day behind bars.
Loving the new Mark Rober video that proves Tesla cars are unsafe.
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Loving the new Mark Rober video that proves Tesla cars are unsafe.
If you really don't care you'd stop banging on about it.
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you really don't care you'd stop banging on about it.
I've been in car sales for 8 years and stopped counting how many I sold when I got to 1000 but today someone who gets their dick out on Reddit told me I'm doing it all wrong 😂.
March 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I've been in car sales for 8 years and stopped counting how many I sold when I got to 1000 but today someone who gets their dick out on Reddit told me I'm doing it all wrong 😂.
Admin teams when you make a minor mistake: "I must inform the entire planet!"
Admin teams when they make a minor mistake:
Admin teams when they make a minor mistake:
a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
ALT: a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Admin teams when you make a minor mistake: "I must inform the entire planet!"
Admin teams when they make a minor mistake:
Admin teams when they make a minor mistake:
Every episode of Thunderbirds:
"This massive, highly experimental nuclear powered machine couldn't possibly go wrong"
5 minutes later...
"It's gone wrong"
"This massive, highly experimental nuclear powered machine couldn't possibly go wrong"
5 minutes later...
"It's gone wrong"
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Every episode of Thunderbirds:
"This massive, highly experimental nuclear powered machine couldn't possibly go wrong"
5 minutes later...
"It's gone wrong"
"This massive, highly experimental nuclear powered machine couldn't possibly go wrong"
5 minutes later...
"It's gone wrong"
If I were prime minister I would tax anyone not native to the forest of dean until they leave, stop any and all housing development and demolish all the big supermarkets and cycling centres.
February 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I were prime minister I would tax anyone not native to the forest of dean until they leave, stop any and all housing development and demolish all the big supermarkets and cycling centres.
Fuck off back to Cambridge then.
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fuck off back to Cambridge then.
I'd rather shit myself than eat that, which would also result in me shitting myself.
February 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'd rather shit myself than eat that, which would also result in me shitting myself.
My daughter and I were discussing the last supper the other day and we agreed that the disciples could have done a bit better than bread and wine. It's the guys last meal, they could have got a KFC in at least.
February 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My daughter and I were discussing the last supper the other day and we agreed that the disciples could have done a bit better than bread and wine. It's the guys last meal, they could have got a KFC in at least.
Elon has taken millions in non refundable deposits on his vaporware Roadster and says that next year he's going to send 5 rockets that can't even achieve earth orbit to Mars but he wants federal employees to justify their own individual employment.
February 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Elon has taken millions in non refundable deposits on his vaporware Roadster and says that next year he's going to send 5 rockets that can't even achieve earth orbit to Mars but he wants federal employees to justify their own individual employment.
The venn diagram of those boycotting Five Guys and those who queue up at that rancid £1 burger place in Blackpool is just a circle.
February 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The venn diagram of those boycotting Five Guys and those who queue up at that rancid £1 burger place in Blackpool is just a circle.
The wife has dragged me to 3 different Queen tribute acts in the last 12 months but god forbid I watch Face/Off twice in a week.
February 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The wife has dragged me to 3 different Queen tribute acts in the last 12 months but god forbid I watch Face/Off twice in a week.
The British Army is full of criminals. They admit this in your first week when various companies will offer to insure your kit for when it inevitably gets stolen.
February 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The British Army is full of criminals. They admit this in your first week when various companies will offer to insure your kit for when it inevitably gets stolen.
Shocked but unfortunately not surprised that the Army is trying to blame Jaysley Beck for the unacceptable sexual harassment she faced. They want nothing more than for all this to disappear.
February 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Shocked but unfortunately not surprised that the Army is trying to blame Jaysley Beck for the unacceptable sexual harassment she faced. They want nothing more than for all this to disappear.
Reposted by Phil
One thing I never understood is when someone puts a running commentary on Facebook of the TV show they're watching. The only people who'd be interested are also watching the same show so who's it for?
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One thing I never understood is when someone puts a running commentary on Facebook of the TV show they're watching. The only people who'd be interested are also watching the same show so who's it for?
Got home today and the wife said she had a treat for me. I go in the living room and there's a woman dressed as a nurse. I thought I was really in for a treat but she had bought me a donut and the nurse was there to take the kids blood.
February 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got home today and the wife said she had a treat for me. I go in the living room and there's a woman dressed as a nurse. I thought I was really in for a treat but she had bought me a donut and the nurse was there to take the kids blood.