Phil Green
@philgreen.bsky.social
It's me, Phil Green. I do a show w/Jake at everydamnthing.net. When the light hit the ice it twankle and glisten.
Wait a roll of pennies is $0.50 right?
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Wait a roll of pennies is $0.50 right?
What an ending! They saved Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What an ending! They saved Christmas
I was going to go but couldn't make the flight back to CA paid for. Looks like I'm going to have to pay for the GSW game after all.
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was going to go but couldn't make the flight back to CA paid for. Looks like I'm going to have to pay for the GSW game after all.
100% Frank Capra got called that growing up.
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
100% Frank Capra got called that growing up.
When Mary gives mr. Martini bread, salt and wine he's making garlic bread in his new kitchen as soon as she leaves.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When Mary gives mr. Martini bread, salt and wine he's making garlic bread in his new kitchen as soon as she leaves.
I saw pics of my grandfather (RIP) as a boy in Colorado with a pet raccoon. I asked my mother and uncles what was up "oh yeah, he had a raccoon" I said did you ask him about it? Any details? A name? Where did it sleep? They never asked him one GD question and could tell me nothing!
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I saw pics of my grandfather (RIP) as a boy in Colorado with a pet raccoon. I asked my mother and uncles what was up "oh yeah, he had a raccoon" I said did you ask him about it? Any details? A name? Where did it sleep? They never asked him one GD question and could tell me nothing!
Torching them would make traffic even worse my man.
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Torching them would make traffic even worse my man.
You ever try to call a cab in SF before Uber, Lyft & Waymos?
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
You ever try to call a cab in SF before Uber, Lyft & Waymos?
I'm worried I'll get in trouble with my wife for serving alcohol to my son
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm worried I'll get in trouble with my wife for serving alcohol to my son
He killed big pun how? By taking him out to dinner too frequently?
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He killed big pun how? By taking him out to dinner too frequently?
The Taliban all did that smooth criminal lean in a line
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Taliban all did that smooth criminal lean in a line
I mean where the limit presumably would not be in place.
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I mean where the limit presumably would not be in place.
This is just murder & violates the #1 rule of "doing what's right" across all cultures.
Even if there are drugs on the boat, even if the boat is en route to the US, even if the boat was in US waters, this isn't how you handle it. You must understand that!
Even if there are drugs on the boat, even if the boat is en route to the US, even if the boat was in US waters, this isn't how you handle it. You must understand that!
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is just murder & violates the #1 rule of "doing what's right" across all cultures.
Even if there are drugs on the boat, even if the boat is en route to the US, even if the boat was in US waters, this isn't how you handle it. You must understand that!
Even if there are drugs on the boat, even if the boat is en route to the US, even if the boat was in US waters, this isn't how you handle it. You must understand that!
🤡 fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela 🤡
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
🤡 fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela 🤡
Arguing about the morality or legality of the 2nd strike is a trap. The first strike was murder & a war crime.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Arguing about the morality or legality of the 2nd strike is a trap. The first strike was murder & a war crime.
This is maybe too philosophical but are you at your gayest right before you take the prep pill or right after?
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is maybe too philosophical but are you at your gayest right before you take the prep pill or right after?
The jerky boys prank guys that Mike listens to made me laugh so much. Also Theresa saltines with banana.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The jerky boys prank guys that Mike listens to made me laugh so much. Also Theresa saltines with banana.
Wait until they learn how much the Air Force loses.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wait until they learn how much the Air Force loses.
Where are these clips?
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Where are these clips?
The radio announcer v/o "Donald, that's not the right way to eat corn on the cob"
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The radio announcer v/o "Donald, that's not the right way to eat corn on the cob"
The story isn't bad, it's just straightforward.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The story isn't bad, it's just straightforward.
I liked how stuff from Titanic and the Abyss showed back up (like some of the Aliens stuff in the first one).
If the whaler from the last movie doesn't return but with a robot arm and bent on revenge, what are we even doing here?
If the whaler from the last movie doesn't return but with a robot arm and bent on revenge, what are we even doing here?
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I liked how stuff from Titanic and the Abyss showed back up (like some of the Aliens stuff in the first one).
If the whaler from the last movie doesn't return but with a robot arm and bent on revenge, what are we even doing here?
If the whaler from the last movie doesn't return but with a robot arm and bent on revenge, what are we even doing here?
In the 1987 movie Dragnet they mention that Joe Friday bought a goat farm, moved to Ukiah (my hometown) and I know the audience in the Ukiah 4 theatre hooted and hollered but I was visiting my dad and saw it in Long Island.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In the 1987 movie Dragnet they mention that Joe Friday bought a goat farm, moved to Ukiah (my hometown) and I know the audience in the Ukiah 4 theatre hooted and hollered but I was visiting my dad and saw it in Long Island.
You have to do it, it's the only way to get it out of your brain.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You have to do it, it's the only way to get it out of your brain.