Phil Hey
@philhey.bsky.social
Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!
He wrote From Hell and Watchmen and V For Vendetta. All masterpieces.
I sent loads of emails at work today, I think he'd be proud of me.
I sent loads of emails at work today, I think he'd be proud of me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
He wrote From Hell and Watchmen and V For Vendetta. All masterpieces.
I sent loads of emails at work today, I think he'd be proud of me.
I sent loads of emails at work today, I think he'd be proud of me.
Mate, I'm two days in. I cage even think anymore. Caught myself praying for June today.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Mate, I'm two days in. I cage even think anymore. Caught myself praying for June today.
I know she looks dead, but she's not, I promise.
January 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I know she looks dead, but she's not, I promise.
OK, not a pic of her tearing me up, but one of her occupying the chair in the only warm room in the house.
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
OK, not a pic of her tearing me up, but one of her occupying the chair in the only warm room in the house.
My hygienist is American, and I always feel like I've let her and her ancestors down.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
My hygienist is American, and I always feel like I've let her and her ancestors down.
Excellent record! I absolutely cannot relate; my teeth appear to be made from square crisps. They break on a seemingly quarterly basis. Always seems to happen just after I've been for a check up. Hmm, maybe I should stop going to the dentist 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Excellent record! I absolutely cannot relate; my teeth appear to be made from square crisps. They break on a seemingly quarterly basis. Always seems to happen just after I've been for a check up. Hmm, maybe I should stop going to the dentist 🤔
I promise one the next time she "sits on my lap" <- tears my quads to shreds. She is very cute, though.
January 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I promise one the next time she "sits on my lap" <- tears my quads to shreds. She is very cute, though.
Yep, this is our cat. But instead of the biting, it's the razor-sharp claws in the thighs.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yep, this is our cat. But instead of the biting, it's the razor-sharp claws in the thighs.
I'm too old to understand all this fireworks/flag/projection shenanigans.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'm too old to understand all this fireworks/flag/projection shenanigans.
Only a few more months until he starts raising that hand a bit higher.
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Only a few more months until he starts raising that hand a bit higher.
Brighton is beautiful this time of year.
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Brighton is beautiful this time of year.
Margin Call is a fantastic film. I'm sure Velicipastor also has its merits.
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Margin Call is a fantastic film. I'm sure Velicipastor also has its merits.
It's the way they all look really pissed off that puts a dampener on the experience, for me.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's the way they all look really pissed off that puts a dampener on the experience, for me.
Pfft. Boromir. Prick.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pfft. Boromir. Prick.
When I was a kid in the eighties, this was easily the most boring Christmas song ever. I absolutely hated it.
I'm now 45, and it's one of my favourites. Beautiful song. The moral is that kids are dicks, I guess?
I'm now 45, and it's one of my favourites. Beautiful song. The moral is that kids are dicks, I guess?
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I was a kid in the eighties, this was easily the most boring Christmas song ever. I absolutely hated it.
I'm now 45, and it's one of my favourites. Beautiful song. The moral is that kids are dicks, I guess?
I'm now 45, and it's one of my favourites. Beautiful song. The moral is that kids are dicks, I guess?