Prince Philip but alive
@philipwalker.bsky.social
A rainbow coalition of racist grifters, with hate in every heart and a (really big) wig on every head.
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A rainbow coalition of racist grifters, with hate in every heart and a (really big) wig on every head.
Reading is a great way to strengthen your vocabulary. (It might cut into your busy grifting schedule…)
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reading is a great way to strengthen your vocabulary. (It might cut into your busy grifting schedule…)
Pantone’s color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Pantone’s color of the year
When you’re committed to the bit, (and a dum dum)
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When you’re committed to the bit, (and a dum dum)
This little prick has his lying jacket on, he must feel right at home covering for another sexual abuser.
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This little prick has his lying jacket on, he must feel right at home covering for another sexual abuser.
Speaking of Cantos that are actually good
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Speaking of Cantos that are actually good
Saturday morning, I love you.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Saturday morning, I love you.
You couldn’t waterboard this detail out of me.
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You couldn’t waterboard this detail out of me.
You would be in the company of this person, I’m pretty comfortable in saying you’re better than this.
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You would be in the company of this person, I’m pretty comfortable in saying you’re better than this.
(My attempt to show the massive crowd at No Kings in San Francisco.)
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
(My attempt to show the massive crowd at No Kings in San Francisco.)
No Kings! (Dads allowed)
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No Kings! (Dads allowed)
Found this in my Grandpa’s papers; original, paid Antifa members.
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Found this in my Grandpa’s papers; original, paid Antifa members.
bitch, please
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
bitch, please
Thoughts and prayers to Liev Schreiber’s publicist
September 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Thoughts and prayers to Liev Schreiber’s publicist
Folks of a certain age, you get this.
July 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Folks of a certain age, you get this.
This flight of clients is…something else
July 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This flight of clients is…something else
They’re the same picture.
July 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They’re the same picture.
Seems legit, lol
July 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Seems legit, lol
I’m in a polycule (with both bakeries at the farmer’s market.)
July 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m in a polycule (with both bakeries at the farmer’s market.)
Never forget
July 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Never forget
As part of the “VHS summer series”, (a 80s retrospective that might involve edibles and my couch) I rewatched “Legal Eagles” and noticed baby faced Joyce Summers!
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As part of the “VHS summer series”, (a 80s retrospective that might involve edibles and my couch) I rewatched “Legal Eagles” and noticed baby faced Joyce Summers!
Money can’t buy you class
July 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Money can’t buy you class
Nobody needs to waste time with his toxic middle child energy.
June 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Nobody needs to waste time with his toxic middle child energy.
Delta, this feels like shade.
June 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Delta, this feels like shade.