You're missing out, G. Leamington and Warwick are very much worth the trip.

Oh and now I need accessories. Still holding out on the neck strap though, I’m not cool enough to wear my phone like a necklace.

The jeopardy of putting an un-rinsed casserole dish on the top rack... If that doesn't get the heart racing, nothing will 😂

Our car mainly gets washed when it goes for a service 😳

Is it Just a Minute rules? No deviation, hesitation or repetition?

It could have been Greensleeves? There is a small to medium possibility that I may still have nightmares about my friend serenading my GCSE geography teacher with Greensleeves. Traumatising.

I’m going for seventies platforms. All that slouching is just a recipe for a lifetime of chiropractor appointments 😩

Waaait, what if you're roughly 6' (cough 5' 11 3/4" cough). Does this mean I have to leave immediately?

Colombian marching powder 😂😂

Your council may offer a discount. We moved across Leicestershire and where we moved offers a 100% rebate for up to a month until you move in. We saved a week's council tax.

I used to run new starter IT inductions and there definitely wasn't a pool running on who would be first to fail probation 🫣 Will she come back for day two to perhaps microwave a teaspoon, drop her work phone down the loo and (worst of all) plug a heater into an extension cable? We await updates.

Update: it was delicious but next time we need a bigger pack of kimchi 🤤

Our local Indian is a South Indian restaurant and you can't go wrong with anything fishy from Kerala 🤤 their squid is 👌

The electric blanket went on last week, unused as yet, but you've got to be ready for anything

Thank you for sharing this. I had a sourdough starter in 2020 too, but found I had a lot of waste with the instructions I followed, I spent most of the year making pancakes and waffles and they went straight to my waistline 😂. Your method looks a lot leaner.

Can it also be sponsored by beer and curry? 🤔

My auntie recommended me Mary Berry’s apple and almond cake. You layer the apples in the middle 🤤. It’s not vegan though, it contains eggs and butter, but it might have a better apple to almond ratio? 🤷