Phil
phillip-2ls.bsky.social
Phil
@phillip-2ls.bsky.social
A simple and confused guy
"Keep the bubble inflated by using our often incorrect plagiarism machine! "
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Gripping read, can't wait for the sequel 😊
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Randomly, my Puerto Rican wife calls baby pacifiers a 'bobo' (dummy). So, now you know something that you don't care about 😀🇵🇷
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ugh, where i live.. the map is littered with flagged businesses
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
<bot examines pic> "4 pizzas, 2 orders of breadsticks and a defibrillator for the gent on the right"
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
That darned Brad Pitt got the part over me for the same reason 😡
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It's baffling. Some of my Latino in-laws are in this 30% though, apparently they (via privilege) "did it the right way". 🤕
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
That was my thought as well 👍🙂
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by Phil
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM