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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · Nov 19

me making poop

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 4d

to celebrate chill guy's 2nd birthday heres a comic I drew a couple weeks back and didn't post. for reasons

vague boss-like gentleman asking phillip bankss "we LOVE chill guy! y'got any more great characters?", to which he replies "uhh"

first character, a hunched-over anthropomorphic polar bear with the words "non-binary eco-terrorist polar bear" written above them

flipping to second character, a hunched over brooding anthropomorphic rabbit guy with the words "gay repression serial killer rabbit" written above him

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 5d

oddly enough I feel like the one with a gas pump is more sexually charged than the one where viscous goop is flying at him..?

cartoon monkey with viscous goop flying into his mouth

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 5d

gas station in virginia with a concerning edit of the danimals monkey

gas station that says 24/7 smoke world with a cartoon monkey holding a gas pump at his mouth

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 5d

leonardo dicaprio pointing gif

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artdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 5d

Permanent Opium War (2025)

"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord

www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 6d

went to GWARbar a few nights ago with some friends... lots of fun!
also everyone says it but the food DOES slap. lots of vegetarian and vegan options lol, and they're good. the beer was great too 👌

ceiling of gwarbar, with various viscera hanging down from it

2 picket signs, one saying gwar is obscene filth! and no dicks (with a drawing of a dick on it)

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Casper Pham @ Shortbox Comics Fair (The Luminary Lark-Mirror) @marcheriest.bsky.social · 6d

here is an excerpt from my comic — thanks to all present and future readers 💎

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 7d

how it feels to blast the potty with diarrhea

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 9d

you have to click on it

philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 9d

I asked for a basket and the lady looked me like she could smell the woke on me

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 9d

you know the antique stores about to be good as fuck when you see shit like this plastered everywhere

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 9d

but did you click on it

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 10d

yes

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 10d

click on it

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 10d

happy 10 year anniversary to this comic I drew when I was a teenager

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 14d

how it feels doing things youre not supposed to do

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 15d

happy sex toilet day 🥂

philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19d

this has been one of the longest weeks in a hot minute

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 23d

I also memory holed the fact that pocoloco looked like THAT. I have faith they'll do better in the anime but holy shit dude

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 23d

theyre gonna be using hanna-barbera looping backgrounds

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 23d

rereading steel ball run for the first time in years (still can't get over the fact that there's an official, hardback translation in the states), and im now a bit.. worried for the anime, because it's such a movement heavy manga.

allegedly theyre also not using cgi horses which, good, but oh lord

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25d

I thought it would be funny

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25d

the decepticons

human versions of megatron, starscream, soundwave, and shockwave

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 26d

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 26d

nintendo direct guy voice: Returning to the Nintendo Switch 2, the Virtual Boy classic, Nester's Funky Bowling! Releases Spring 2025

guy who posts prices for upcoming games: Nester's Funky Bowling: Switch 2 Edition MSRP 69.99 (via BestBuy)

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