Philly 369
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Philly 369
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1-gen🇺🇸via🇦🇺🇨🇽🇿🇦🇮🇪| #TeamFunzo | “It may well be that I’m something of a shin kicker.”-Justice Antonin Scalia | No one likes us. We don’t care.
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I hate those places. They remind me of those television shows, where you open the door, and a dead body falls out. You know, I always hated those shows. Even after I first saw a dead body: my uncle Morris, who was ninety-four years old. He collapsed from too many lumps in his cereal.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@chrisorbach.bsky.social Cheers to Jerry, today and every day.
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As a first-gen Aus-Am, I would love to find - somehow - that I’m related to Dr. Wolfers. My inner wonk would kvell.
My greatest failure as an Australian-economist-dad-jokester is I only thought of my rejoinder to @arimelber.bsky.social dropping this bomb moments after the interview ended.

Q: Why couldn't the American TV host tell econ-themed jokes about Aussie animals?

A: Because he's wasn't Koala-fied.
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
**Standing ovation**
“Turn your eyes away
From the boring music play
And make sure that your grip is not too tiiiight…
…while listening to the music of the niiiiiiiight…”
July 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@chrisorbach.bsky.social Just happened upon this clip.

Queue to 13:22 youtu.be/xsOZIGWaglI?...
May 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@pewharpy.bsky.social

Here’s my reply to your most recent DM
May 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@chrisorbach.bsky.social A fitting successor to the original Billy Flynn.
This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10
April 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@pewharpy.bsky.social I’m sat in the waiting room as my vehicle is being worked on. AMA
April 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Senator: Evidently, issuance of a Gold Star Family registration plate requires payment of a fee to PennDOT. It would be good if that weren’t so. www.pa.gov/content/dam/...
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April 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Today I’m reminded of how often I seek out our flag. If there’s a thing that you’ve got to take out of my cold, dead hands it will be the American flag. It belongs to us all. Don’t give it away or let it represent a “side.” It represents an ideal, don’t let anyone take that ideal from you.
January 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@chrisorbach.bsky.social Forgive my curiosity but do you remember Detective Ken Briscoe’s shield number?
January 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hey yo, Chris O! @chrisorbach.bsky.social
November 12, 2024 at 1:23 PM