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The super peaceful Christmas missile strike in Nigeria hit a village that has never been occupied nor attacked by ISIS or any affiliated groups, and reports from the citizens and media on scene indicate that there were no casualties.
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The super peaceful Christmas missile strike in Nigeria hit a village that has never been occupied nor attacked by ISIS or any affiliated groups, and reports from the citizens and media on scene indicate that there were no casualties.
Quick survey; 15 minutes early, but everyone is flustered and annoyed, or:
15 minutes late, but everyone is relaxed and happy.
Caveat: The event isn't time dependent, unlike a movie or flight.
15 minutes late, but everyone is relaxed and happy.
Caveat: The event isn't time dependent, unlike a movie or flight.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Quick survey; 15 minutes early, but everyone is flustered and annoyed, or:
15 minutes late, but everyone is relaxed and happy.
Caveat: The event isn't time dependent, unlike a movie or flight.
15 minutes late, but everyone is relaxed and happy.
Caveat: The event isn't time dependent, unlike a movie or flight.
Happy Kwanzaa, St. Stephen's Day, Junkanoo, and, most importantly for MAGAts, National Whiner's Day!
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Kwanzaa, St. Stephen's Day, Junkanoo, and, most importantly for MAGAts, National Whiner's Day!
The Taco Administration celebrated Christmas exactly the way Jesus would want: Bombing people in another country using made up reasons, and in violation of Nigeria's sovereignty.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The Taco Administration celebrated Christmas exactly the way Jesus would want: Bombing people in another country using made up reasons, and in violation of Nigeria's sovereignty.
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25 December 1919 | A Polish woman, Stanisława Pachocka, was born in a village of Molendy. A shop assistant.
In #Auschwitz from 22 January 1943
No. 30461
She perished in the camp on 16 August 1943.
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Women at Auschwitz:
📖 Lesson: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en/
In #Auschwitz from 22 January 1943
No. 30461
She perished in the camp on 16 August 1943.
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Women at Auschwitz:
📖 Lesson: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
25 December 1919 | A Polish woman, Stanisława Pachocka, was born in a village of Molendy. A shop assistant.
In #Auschwitz from 22 January 1943
No. 30461
She perished in the camp on 16 August 1943.
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Women at Auschwitz:
📖 Lesson: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en/
In #Auschwitz from 22 January 1943
No. 30461
She perished in the camp on 16 August 1943.
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Women at Auschwitz:
📖 Lesson: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en/
Don't forget that in addition to demanding "unflattering" news stories be pulled by US media, the Taco Administration is also sanctioning foreign media members who "censored the US viewpoints" on various subjects, i.e. they didn't spread propaganda and misinformation from the failing US government.
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Don't forget that in addition to demanding "unflattering" news stories be pulled by US media, the Taco Administration is also sanctioning foreign media members who "censored the US viewpoints" on various subjects, i.e. they didn't spread propaganda and misinformation from the failing US government.
MAGAts will stand in front of a sign for $8 a dozen eggs across the street from the $3.25 a gallon gas, and swear that both are under $2 simply because the orange taco told them so.
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MAGAts will stand in front of a sign for $8 a dozen eggs across the street from the $3.25 a gallon gas, and swear that both are under $2 simply because the orange taco told them so.
"Putteth thine name upon all thine kingdom's monuments , but removeth thine name from thine kingdom's documents."- Republicanus 12:19
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Putteth thine name upon all thine kingdom's monuments , but removeth thine name from thine kingdom's documents."- Republicanus 12:19
I've seen a LOT of women very excited about Joshua Anthony after he removed Jake Paul's face from the world, and I totally get it; Anthony already showed the world that he can pound a pussy until it breaks, and keep going with a smile.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've seen a LOT of women very excited about Joshua Anthony after he removed Jake Paul's face from the world, and I totally get it; Anthony already showed the world that he can pound a pussy until it breaks, and keep going with a smile.
Damn, reading those 27 total lines of text that was released in the Trumpstein files sure was intense! You can almost fill an entire Madlib with them!
But at least Jake Paul had the absolute shit beat out of him, so that's a bright spot.
But at least Jake Paul had the absolute shit beat out of him, so that's a bright spot.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Damn, reading those 27 total lines of text that was released in the Trumpstein files sure was intense! You can almost fill an entire Madlib with them!
But at least Jake Paul had the absolute shit beat out of him, so that's a bright spot.
But at least Jake Paul had the absolute shit beat out of him, so that's a bright spot.
Damn, I can't believe the people who are most mentioned in and have facilitated the cover-up of the Trumpstein files would refuse to release them, even after a Congressional mandate.
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Damn, I can't believe the people who are most mentioned in and have facilitated the cover-up of the Trumpstein files would refuse to release them, even after a Congressional mandate.
Sooooo... It's the magic Friday, where are those Trumpstein files...?
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sooooo... It's the magic Friday, where are those Trumpstein files...?
The day before the Trumpstein files are due to be released, the orange taco is calling for a US Hunger Games, the FBI magically found the Brown and MIT shooter unalive, and the orange taco is trying to rename more shit after himself.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The day before the Trumpstein files are due to be released, the orange taco is calling for a US Hunger Games, the FBI magically found the Brown and MIT shooter unalive, and the orange taco is trying to rename more shit after himself.
I hate how every press release or internet post from every department of the federal government now reads like an 8 year old wrote it for Fux News.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate how every press release or internet post from every department of the federal government now reads like an 8 year old wrote it for Fux News.
From what I'm seeing, the orange taco went on TV to ramble about how great he is, and how much he hates Joe Brandon. I'm sure that everyone was just thrilled to have their TV shows preempted for that.
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
From what I'm seeing, the orange taco went on TV to ramble about how great he is, and how much he hates Joe Brandon. I'm sure that everyone was just thrilled to have their TV shows preempted for that.
I see the orange taco is planning on boosting his popularity by preempting prime time television with a bullshit speaking engagement where he's going to ramble about unknown shit for an unknown length of time.
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I see the orange taco is planning on boosting his popularity by preempting prime time television with a bullshit speaking engagement where he's going to ramble about unknown shit for an unknown length of time.
So the people in the Taco Administration are fighting with each other and airing the dirty laundry in interviews, while Congress says "fuck you" to affordable healthcare, and the Brown shooter still evades the incredibly incompetent FBI run by Kashless Patty. Gawd bless Murica!
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So the people in the Taco Administration are fighting with each other and airing the dirty laundry in interviews, while Congress says "fuck you" to affordable healthcare, and the Brown shooter still evades the incredibly incompetent FBI run by Kashless Patty. Gawd bless Murica!
I see the current distractions from the Trumpstein files are pretending there was a terrorist plot for NYE (recycling old happenings) and declaring fentanyl a WMD, another favorite RepubliQan false flag crusade.
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I see the current distractions from the Trumpstein files are pretending there was a terrorist plot for NYE (recycling old happenings) and declaring fentanyl a WMD, another favorite RepubliQan false flag crusade.
Chucky Smallface made his money denigrating people who were different than himself, calling for violence, and lying about himself. Rob Reiner made his money producing art that brought smiles to millions and used his position to advocate for those who are marginalized.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Chucky Smallface made his money denigrating people who were different than himself, calling for violence, and lying about himself. Rob Reiner made his money producing art that brought smiles to millions and used his position to advocate for those who are marginalized.
Mass shootings happen DAILY in the US, with tens of thousands of gun deaths per year, but ammosexuals will point to the less than a dozen mass shootings per year in Europe, Japan, Australia, and Canada combined as evidence that sensible gun laws don't work.
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mass shootings happen DAILY in the US, with tens of thousands of gun deaths per year, but ammosexuals will point to the less than a dozen mass shootings per year in Europe, Japan, Australia, and Canada combined as evidence that sensible gun laws don't work.
"Denigrateth thine own kingdom and subjects if thou doth not getteth thine way."- Republicanus 12:10
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Denigrateth thine own kingdom and subjects if thou doth not getteth thine way."- Republicanus 12:10
I see our "antiwar" president has gotten more US military personnel killed in Syria as he prepares to invade Venezuela, and his "peace deals" around the world have completely collapsed, resulting in open war in those countries.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see our "antiwar" president has gotten more US military personnel killed in Syria as he prepares to invade Venezuela, and his "peace deals" around the world have completely collapsed, resulting in open war in those countries.
Yes, Maduro absolutely needs to be removed from power in Venezuela. No, the US shouldn't be acting unilaterally nor attacking any Venezuelan citizens, infrastructure, or shipping.
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes, Maduro absolutely needs to be removed from power in Venezuela. No, the US shouldn't be acting unilaterally nor attacking any Venezuelan citizens, infrastructure, or shipping.
What does it say when every single lower court rules against the Taco Administration, yet the Unsupreme Court almost always sides with the administration, often without even the most cursory explanation?
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What does it say when every single lower court rules against the Taco Administration, yet the Unsupreme Court almost always sides with the administration, often without even the most cursory explanation?
The people who cry about "erasing history" don't care about history, they care about their illusion of history being erased.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The people who cry about "erasing history" don't care about history, they care about their illusion of history being erased.