I think I’ve realized why my posture is not great.

Church pews

Please B00ST

Is it normal for companies (that you currently are at) to not consider the time/years you’re at the company as experience?

Has this been knew and I’m just now learning about it?

Either way I hate it

I fear no one today

Ever since I found out about sonny angels I can’t stop thinking them

I don’t know what I want more stingray Jesus or shark rays

There are only two genders of covid tests.

The pregnancy test or the lollipop test.

Tag yourself I’m pregnancy.

The Muppets Christmas Carol is my Roman Empire

Tummy: I don’t feel good

Me: why? That’s weird you shouldn’t

Tummy: I only have an iced coffee in me and it’s noon 😑

Me: 😶

One thing I didn’t know id miss from the Midwest

Rumble strips

If I had a nickel for every person that I’ve worked with at my job who is from the town next to the one I grew up in

I would have two nickels