Philly B
philster.bsky.social
Philly B
@philster.bsky.social
I come to this place to laugh, to cry, to care. Because we need that, all of us.

I hate cars and I think trains and trans are cool. He/him
a woman says i would like to see it
ALT: a woman says i would like to see it
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January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I frequently make chili in SoCal when it's 90 degrees in July.

Make the chili. Become ungovernable.
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oof. Some very cursed names on that list tbh!
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yo. This shit sucks
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Will you commit to supporting legislation to disband ICE?
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Grebenkin deserves that one after the icing chase down/Gudas penalty draw (I know the Gudas penalty was against Cates, but he only did it because he was mad about the icing).
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
More specifically, there is an Israel in the WBC but no Cuba?
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I'm sorry but.......Israel?!
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Tidal put "Sex on Fire" on the playlist. I was reminded of a time in 2012 when I told a coworker I didn't like that song. They said "Haven't you been with someone you didn't like, but you didn't dump them because the sex was so good? And I, a 23 year old virgin, looked them in the eye and said "No"
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I'm actually in school right now to redirect my career, so I'm being a little dramatic. I sell the occasional thing on etsy but definitely not a scale that anyone could call it a career. Haha.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Being slutty also looks, frankly, exhausting. I ain't got time for all that!
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Woke 2.0
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For leap years you just get two New Year's Day in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Add a 13th month. Make every month look exactly like this. New Years Day is its own day that exists in between sunday December 28 and Monday Jan 1.

We could have this all the time!
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Time to put on phone timers! Also, I need to start Pluribus and finish gay hockey show
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What if I started playing hockey again?
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bits out for the boys
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You live here now, Nate......you're a Minnesota sports fan
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fist?! 😳
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Watching some flyers?
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You're basically LA's Zohran.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM