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Phil Witte
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Amateur atheist, professional misanthrope, Kickball champion 1979-82
What would have been the “jump in the bowl of cereal” or “eating the life-size pop tart” of the Poulan Weed eater Bowl?

“Here’s the brand new model Excelsior 2000, son. Go and trim the hedges around the stadium. You’ve earned it!”
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I remember watching Logan’s Run in middle school and the teacher stood up and covered the screen during the non-PG scenes.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop when we find out the deals all those companies signed with “America” were actually signed with, well, you know who.
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ok. Our captions had it as Goo-Jah on his first visit to Ghorman.
Stupid AI.
May 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I thought it was Goo-Jah?
May 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I could have done with less time dealing with The Lost Boys.
I think we’ll be losing old friends in each of the three episode mini-seasons.
And is this the first time Star Wars has dealt with, um, adult themes? Brave new world.
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No comments yet? It’s been three hours. We’re done already.
April 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To quote Grandpa Simpson, “A little from Column A, a little from Column B.”
March 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Perfect game over.
March 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I said as much in a text two weeks ago to a friend who regularly tries to offset my Chicken Littleness.

Though even he is firmly on the alarmist scale at this point.
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There will be an election. Limited to property-owning white males. Were golden! (And also doomed.)
February 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🤨
February 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s that Moyes Magic!
February 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
😳
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM