Phineas D.B.
@phin-eats-ants.bsky.social
Little rat looking guy- He/him - 20
Tongue piercings suck actually
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Tongue piercings suck actually
I’ve man whored too close to the sun
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I’ve man whored too close to the sun
I fear I’m too niche for the hoes
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I fear I’m too niche for the hoes
“My life be so much easier if I was an asexual lesbian”
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 AM
“My life be so much easier if I was an asexual lesbian”
A thrilling saga
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A thrilling saga
I love trans people
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I love trans people
Guys who just discovered music be like “do you know this really obscure band called tally hall?”
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Guys who just discovered music be like “do you know this really obscure band called tally hall?”
6 things I’m excited for when I get my first T shot:
6: beer starts tasting good
5: lower self preservation
4: ability to whistle to summon my steed anywhere on the map
3: mustache
2: increased car knowledge
1: grow 3 more inches
6: beer starts tasting good
5: lower self preservation
4: ability to whistle to summon my steed anywhere on the map
3: mustache
2: increased car knowledge
1: grow 3 more inches
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
6 things I’m excited for when I get my first T shot:
6: beer starts tasting good
5: lower self preservation
4: ability to whistle to summon my steed anywhere on the map
3: mustache
2: increased car knowledge
1: grow 3 more inches
6: beer starts tasting good
5: lower self preservation
4: ability to whistle to summon my steed anywhere on the map
3: mustache
2: increased car knowledge
1: grow 3 more inches
Man I sure hope the further release of the files spur more people into class consciousness and don’t just revive “X-Box chats are toxic” memes
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Man I sure hope the further release of the files spur more people into class consciousness and don’t just revive “X-Box chats are toxic” memes
Just got drunk and finished an 800 word writing assignment in 2 hours, I am god
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Just got drunk and finished an 800 word writing assignment in 2 hours, I am god
What do you mean no one wants to get drunk and listen to The Microphones and maybe sob in eachothers arms a little bit with me? Fake ass friends all around me
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
What do you mean no one wants to get drunk and listen to The Microphones and maybe sob in eachothers arms a little bit with me? Fake ass friends all around me
Might get a tongue piercing and get one step closer to finishing the man-whore set up
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Might get a tongue piercing and get one step closer to finishing the man-whore set up
“You can just pronounce it van-Goff”
“I’ll van-Goff your mom”
I then high-fived his boyfriend
“I’ll van-Goff your mom”
I then high-fived his boyfriend
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“You can just pronounce it van-Goff”
“I’ll van-Goff your mom”
I then high-fived his boyfriend
“I’ll van-Goff your mom”
I then high-fived his boyfriend
Staring down the barrel of my first sober weekend of 2026, horror
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Staring down the barrel of my first sober weekend of 2026, horror
You know you fucked up when you start relating to an Adjust the Sails song
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
You know you fucked up when you start relating to an Adjust the Sails song
We are hatsune miku
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 AM
We are hatsune miku
Why do I have to do GIS every week can’t they be normal
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Why do I have to do GIS every week can’t they be normal
One hell is over another has just begun
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 AM
One hell is over another has just begun
Love collage because downstairs people are discussing the genocide happening in America and upstairs they’re talking about Hannah Montana and how they can’t talk to their friend anymore because he drinks coffee
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Love collage because downstairs people are discussing the genocide happening in America and upstairs they’re talking about Hannah Montana and how they can’t talk to their friend anymore because he drinks coffee
Did happen btw, confusing results
Should I get drunk and text them that I need them biblically?
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Did happen btw, confusing results
I love being an emo middle schooler’s oc
January 25, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I love being an emo middle schooler’s oc
Am I more of a fossil, bog mummy, or permafrost body to you guys?
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Am I more of a fossil, bog mummy, or permafrost body to you guys?
Sober, now it’s time to be non-verbal at the function
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Sober, now it’s time to be non-verbal at the function
Can a white boy listen to a little panic at the disco
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Can a white boy listen to a little panic at the disco
Hate being gay, might go blow something up later
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Hate being gay, might go blow something up later