Phlegraean Fields
@phlegraeanfields.bsky.social
Deposed prince, veering dangerously close to piracy. Enjoying the view in the meantime.
Absolutely none of them. Can you fix that?
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Absolutely none of them. Can you fix that?
Zendaya cosplaying Bolivian peasants?
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Zendaya cosplaying Bolivian peasants?
Merry Christmas! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Hell of an ad for Beekman 1802.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hell of an ad for Beekman 1802.
Sorry I missed it, GD! 🎂🎉 Keep celebrating and know we lust after you.
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sorry I missed it, GD! 🎂🎉 Keep celebrating and know we lust after you.
Don’t have to ask me twice.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Don’t have to ask me twice.
Constantly, even when awake.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Constantly, even when awake.
So rare a sighting!
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So rare a sighting!
Same cute guy as gave you the phenomenal fellatio?
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Same cute guy as gave you the phenomenal fellatio?
RuPaul’s inner saboteur…he says to make friends with it and disregard everything it says. I wish I had that capacity. 🤞🏼🤞🏼 for you.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
RuPaul’s inner saboteur…he says to make friends with it and disregard everything it says. I wish I had that capacity. 🤞🏼🤞🏼 for you.
This might be the most “come hither” photo you’ve ever posted and we all seem to like it a lot. Excellent pose/angle. Very alluring.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This might be the most “come hither” photo you’ve ever posted and we all seem to like it a lot. Excellent pose/angle. Very alluring.
Must’ve been a strong cute guy. The bar in question is hefty af.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Must’ve been a strong cute guy. The bar in question is hefty af.
And it wasn’t even FCF!
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And it wasn’t even FCF!
If only I could get off the home improvement spam call list and on the edge you list…
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If only I could get off the home improvement spam call list and on the edge you list…
Feels like the deluxe weaponization of naughty pics. If it becomes videos too, we’re all in danger, gurl.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Feels like the deluxe weaponization of naughty pics. If it becomes videos too, we’re all in danger, gurl.
Every inch of you, it seems…
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Every inch of you, it seems…
While I’m tempted to counter with, “Why is this even a question? Of course you should,” it would be good to know if you’d literally freeze your ass off doing so. How cold is it outside where you are?
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
While I’m tempted to counter with, “Why is this even a question? Of course you should,” it would be good to know if you’d literally freeze your ass off doing so. How cold is it outside where you are?
Or is it anticapitalism? Or nihilism?
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
ALT: a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
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November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Or is it anticapitalism? Or nihilism?
Were you seeking a child’s toy? Could’ve been Jungle All the Way.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Were you seeking a child’s toy? Could’ve been Jungle All the Way.
A little something for everyone in that. 🥵🥵🥵
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A little something for everyone in that. 🥵🥵🥵
Did you wake up early enough to circumvent that, or are you on a walk to a remote spot where pantslessness is more possible?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Did you wake up early enough to circumvent that, or are you on a walk to a remote spot where pantslessness is more possible?