PhloggingAnOrse
@phlogginganorse.bsky.social
Posting from where the trickle down congeals.
Polymaths r us - except for maths & grammar, obvs.
Knackered, so not dancing & mostly just minding the drinks nowadays.
#FBPE #FND #MCAS #LC was a maker of music/writage/art/video/politics/n'stuff
Polymaths r us - except for maths & grammar, obvs.
Knackered, so not dancing & mostly just minding the drinks nowadays.
#FBPE #FND #MCAS #LC was a maker of music/writage/art/video/politics/n'stuff
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Referee!
Surely* this ain't even 'tsk' territory-adjacent.
She's upset and he's giving her the bad news whilst grasping hold of her knob.
{hands held wide in innocence}
*and don't call me Shirley.
Surely* this ain't even 'tsk' territory-adjacent.
She's upset and he's giving her the bad news whilst grasping hold of her knob.
{hands held wide in innocence}
*and don't call me Shirley.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Referee!
Surely* this ain't even 'tsk' territory-adjacent.
She's upset and he's giving her the bad news whilst grasping hold of her knob.
{hands held wide in innocence}
*and don't call me Shirley.
Surely* this ain't even 'tsk' territory-adjacent.
She's upset and he's giving her the bad news whilst grasping hold of her knob.
{hands held wide in innocence}
*and don't call me Shirley.
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Never share the limelight with Mama, mistress Worthington.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Never share the limelight with Mama, mistress Worthington.
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"Well the song's all there, so all you need now is the star shaped glasses and sparkly platform boots, Reg."
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Well the song's all there, so all you need now is the star shaped glasses and sparkly platform boots, Reg."
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Be wary, dear reader, for there follows that sentence's bitchiest clarification...🫥
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Be wary, dear reader, for there follows that sentence's bitchiest clarification...🫥
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The post prandial itinerary of Whistler's Mum; quite short.
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The post prandial itinerary of Whistler's Mum; quite short.
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Daily pedometer targets.
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Daily pedometer targets.
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"It grabs the medal from the tray"...
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"It grabs the medal from the tray"...
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
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Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 1.
"On further reflection, I may lose the horse, the hat and the landscape."
Jimmy Whistler
"On further reflection, I may lose the horse, the hat and the landscape."
Jimmy Whistler
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 1.
"On further reflection, I may lose the horse, the hat and the landscape."
Jimmy Whistler
"On further reflection, I may lose the horse, the hat and the landscape."
Jimmy Whistler
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And you'd get away with it too...
if it werent for those meddling kids.
if it werent for those meddling kids.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And you'd get away with it too...
if it werent for those meddling kids.
if it werent for those meddling kids.
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Yep,
Kids used to have to do more to be awarded a Blue Peter Badge.
Kids used to have to do more to be awarded a Blue Peter Badge.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yep,
Kids used to have to do more to be awarded a Blue Peter Badge.
Kids used to have to do more to be awarded a Blue Peter Badge.
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🤔
It makes me embarrassed for humanity to watch this . . .
Thank fuck no pandas were involved . . .
It makes me embarrassed for humanity to watch this . . .
Thank fuck no pandas were involved . . .
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🤔
It makes me embarrassed for humanity to watch this . . .
Thank fuck no pandas were involved . . .
It makes me embarrassed for humanity to watch this . . .
Thank fuck no pandas were involved . . .
And you'd get away with it too...
if it werent for those meddling kids.
if it werent for those meddling kids.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And you'd get away with it too...
if it werent for those meddling kids.
if it werent for those meddling kids.
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Next (made) up:
FIFA...
Physics goes to DJT
Literature goes to DJT
Arts goes to DJT
Biology goes to DJT
Farting goes to DJT
Made up stuff goes to DJT
Retribution goes to DJT
Suckholing goes to Infantino
FIFA...
Physics goes to DJT
Literature goes to DJT
Arts goes to DJT
Biology goes to DJT
Farting goes to DJT
Made up stuff goes to DJT
Retribution goes to DJT
Suckholing goes to Infantino
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"It grabs the medal from the tray"...
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"It grabs the medal from the tray"...
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.
with the eagerness of a cartoon cur stealing sausages from a deli.