can't believe my agency is overseen bysome fuck ass dork that looks like Tim Burton's Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
being ugly and dumb? brother pick a struggle.
being ugly and dumb? brother pick a struggle.
July 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
can't believe my agency is overseen bysome fuck ass dork that looks like Tim Burton's Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
being ugly and dumb? brother pick a struggle.
being ugly and dumb? brother pick a struggle.
another day, another round of ever persisting horrors...
really stress testing my wellbutrin today
really stress testing my wellbutrin today
July 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
another day, another round of ever persisting horrors...
really stress testing my wellbutrin today
really stress testing my wellbutrin today
OSHA should really set rules for safe indoor working temperatures because having to clock away at a computer in humid 90° heat is going to put me in the grave.
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
OSHA should really set rules for safe indoor working temperatures because having to clock away at a computer in humid 90° heat is going to put me in the grave.
if anything ever happens to my emotional support co-worker I will violate the Geneva Conventions
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
if anything ever happens to my emotional support co-worker I will violate the Geneva Conventions
I know they'll never see this but just in case... I want to formally apologize to every math teacher I ever had.
I work in finance now and I am, in fact, using what you taught me every day. 🥲
I work in finance now and I am, in fact, using what you taught me every day. 🥲
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know they'll never see this but just in case... I want to formally apologize to every math teacher I ever had.
I work in finance now and I am, in fact, using what you taught me every day. 🥲
I work in finance now and I am, in fact, using what you taught me every day. 🥲
series finale of me having a crush: he moved away. I never made a move.
truly the safest outcome I could have hoped for.
truly the safest outcome I could have hoped for.
June 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
series finale of me having a crush: he moved away. I never made a move.
truly the safest outcome I could have hoped for.
truly the safest outcome I could have hoped for.
being rich gives you brain damage and I have undeniable proof.
June 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
being rich gives you brain damage and I have undeniable proof.
the trump-musk messy divorce on the anniversary of ronald regan's death?
🏳️🌈happy pride month everyone🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈happy pride month everyone🏳️🌈
June 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
the trump-musk messy divorce on the anniversary of ronald regan's death?
🏳️🌈happy pride month everyone🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈happy pride month everyone🏳️🌈
about to crash out and spend so much money on the father of my children (in lads)
May 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
about to crash out and spend so much money on the father of my children (in lads)
my ambition was my folly
truly a curse upon my home and a blight to my crops
truly a curse upon my home and a blight to my crops
May 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
my ambition was my folly
truly a curse upon my home and a blight to my crops
truly a curse upon my home and a blight to my crops
if anyone wants to give me a small gift of $500,000 untaxed dollars that would be great
April 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if anyone wants to give me a small gift of $500,000 untaxed dollars that would be great
I should get hazard pay for having to play therapist to a bunch of boomers that have a pension, retirement savings, a house, and no debt.
April 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I should get hazard pay for having to play therapist to a bunch of boomers that have a pension, retirement savings, a house, and no debt.
me, trying to eat my breakfast before another co-worker comes into my office to have a panic attack:
April 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
me, trying to eat my breakfast before another co-worker comes into my office to have a panic attack:
The gods are cruel and unjust.
I didn't do half the bullshit Sisyphus did and yet I must once again roll this boulder up a hill (go to work).
I didn't do half the bullshit Sisyphus did and yet I must once again roll this boulder up a hill (go to work).
March 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The gods are cruel and unjust.
I didn't do half the bullshit Sisyphus did and yet I must once again roll this boulder up a hill (go to work).
I didn't do half the bullshit Sisyphus did and yet I must once again roll this boulder up a hill (go to work).
yo, fuckin [redacted]
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
yo, fuckin [redacted]
my ability to overthink myself into an anxiety attack continues to astound me.
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my ability to overthink myself into an anxiety attack continues to astound me.
I forgot bsky doesnt let you go private so my yearn-posting is like just out in the wild for them to stumble across.
so if you do see this, no you don't, plz plz plz forget any of this and ignore me.
so if you do see this, no you don't, plz plz plz forget any of this and ignore me.
March 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I forgot bsky doesnt let you go private so my yearn-posting is like just out in the wild for them to stumble across.
so if you do see this, no you don't, plz plz plz forget any of this and ignore me.
so if you do see this, no you don't, plz plz plz forget any of this and ignore me.
I finally understand how a single good deed made Zuko keel over
March 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I finally understand how a single good deed made Zuko keel over
trying to decipher why my friend would make it a point to blatantly shoe horn in that me and hot scorpio are both single
March 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
trying to decipher why my friend would make it a point to blatantly shoe horn in that me and hot scorpio are both single
I am afflicted (have the mildest crush).
I fear there is little I can do to overcome this malady (I'd rather die than be vulnerable).
I fear there is little I can do to overcome this malady (I'd rather die than be vulnerable).
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I am afflicted (have the mildest crush).
I fear there is little I can do to overcome this malady (I'd rather die than be vulnerable).
I fear there is little I can do to overcome this malady (I'd rather die than be vulnerable).
Nemesis in Hades 2.
Clef in Reignbreaker.
I love being bisexual.
Clef in Reignbreaker.
I love being bisexual.
February 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Nemesis in Hades 2.
Clef in Reignbreaker.
I love being bisexual.
Clef in Reignbreaker.
I love being bisexual.
cancel all my plans. something extremely important just came up.
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
cancel all my plans. something extremely important just came up.
Elon you fugly stank ass fuck ass bitch.
February 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Elon you fugly stank ass fuck ass bitch.
accidentally got the kenma haircut lol
February 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
accidentally got the kenma haircut lol